WozCarson

Virgin

WozCarson was last seen:: 6 days ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: December 30

Location:: Your mom’s closet

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Wouldn’t YOU like to know, Fedboy?

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Military IED Instruction Manuals

My favorite word for "penis" is: Highlander’s Mighty Blade

My favorite word for "vagina" is: The Sandwich

I write erotica because: Hey look! This prompt thinks I know how to write! Funny!

In conclusion, I am: Three muppets in a trench coat attempting to access an R-Rated Movie