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An Aly in an unexpected place
by Walrusdick
Chapter 49 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
The sound came again. Closer this time. A deep, guttural growl rolled through the dragon graveyard, echoing between the enormous bones scattered across the landscape. Joey froze. Cassandra stopped beside him. Neither spoke for several seconds. Then Joey slowly tightened his...
2 days ago 1,518 Words 4 Likes 52 Views -
The Dragon Graveyard
by Walrusdick
Chapter 48 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
The forest had changed. Joey noticed it first. The trees had become twisted and strangely pale, their branches curling toward one another overhead like skeletal fingers. The deeper they traveled, the less sunlight seemed to reach the forest floor. Even the air felt different....
2 days ago 1,015 Words 4 Likes 50 Views -
Back to the manor
by Walrusdick
Chapter 47 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
They survived the outpost mission. That was about the only positive thing Greta could say about it. The three vehicles rolled through the gates of the manor shortly before dawn, their headlights sweeping across the reinforced walls before the gates groaned shut behind them. Ha...
2 days ago 1,179 Words 4 Likes 59 Views -
Into the wild
by Walrusdick
Chapter 46 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
The night had become almost unnaturally quiet. Behind them, the distant glow of the outpost was barely visible through the trees. The diversion had worked. Greta and the others were making enough noise to convince Leviathan's forces that a much larger was underway. Wh...
1 week ago 1,589 Words 4 Likes 80 Views -
Now you see me, now you don't
by Walrusdick
Chapter 45 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
\*hello loyal readers sorry for the two week silence. Had a major medical issue that required hospital stay. Good news is i am on the mend. Im going to upload this and another chapter tonight to help make up for it. Night settled over the mountains like a blanket. The rain had...
1 week ago 773 Words 3 Likes 75 Views -
Divide and conquer
by Walrusdick
Chapter 44 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Morning came without bringing hope. Rain still drummed softly against the towering windows of Blackthorn Manor, the gray sky outside matching the mood inside. The manor, usually filled with Harold's dry observations and Crystal's sarcastic commentary, had become unnaturally quie...
4 weeks ago 1,016 Words 3 Likes 151 Views -
The dig
by Walrusdick
Chapter 43 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
The gates of Blackthorn Manor exploded inward. Valerie practically carried Malcolm through the opening, one of his massive arms draped over her shoulders while Elias stumbled beside them, his robes scorched and streaked with blood. "GRETA!" Valerie shouted, her voice cracking....
4 weeks ago 978 Words 4 Likes 122 Views -
Turn about's fair play
by Walrusdick
Chapter 42 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Morning settled heavily over Blackthorn Manor. For the first time in weeks, no one was laughing. The long dining table had become an impromptu war room. Maps covered its polished surface. Satellite photographs sat beside centuries-old hand-drawn charts. Elias had somehow manag...
1 month ago 1,207 Words 4 Likes 156 Views -
Happy fun bunch
by Walrusdick
Chapter 41 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
The next morning began with pain. Not the life-threatening kind. The educational kind. Joey lay flat on his back in the training yard behind the manor, staring at the gray morning sky while trying to remember how breathing worked. Greta loomed over him with her enormous arms...
1 month ago 968 Words 2 Likes 192 Views -
Cold blooded
by Walrusdick
Chapter 31 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
The fair smelled like fried sugar, sweat, and bad financial decisions. Which honestly made it one of the better dates Joey had ever been on. Taylor walked beside him carrying a giant stuffed penguin he had won after an embarrassingly intense battle with a basketball shooting ga...
1 month ago 1,094 Words 0 Likes 139 Views -
Birds of a feather
by Walrusdick
Chapter 30 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Joey spent almost twenty minutes rewriting a three-word text. \*\*Hey Taylor :)\*\* Delete. \*\*Hey Taylor, it’s Joey from Burger Chief\*\* Delete. \*\*Hey Taylor, wanted to see if you maybe wanted to hang out sometime if you’re not busy or if this is weird then ignore this...
1 month ago 1,131 Words 4 Likes 429 Views -
Coming home
by Walrusdick
Chapter 40 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
The heavy iron gates of Blackthorn Manor swung open with their usual mechanical precision. Harold's calm voice greeted him before he'd even parked the aging sedan Greta had arranged for him. "Good evening, Mr. Joey." Joey smiled tiredly. "Evening, Harold." "I detect elevated...
1 month ago 989 Words 3 Likes 173 Views -
Occupational hazard
by Walrusdick
Chapter 39 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Joey had officially decided that working for Greta was the strangest job on Earth. Possibly in several dimensions. He stood in the center of the workshop wearing thick leather gloves, heavy goggles, and what Greta insisted was an "explosion-resistant apron." It looked suspicio...
1 month ago 1,125 Words 4 Likes 182 Views -
Getting to know you
by Walrusdick
Chapter 38 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
For perhaps the first time in what felt like forever— Joey had absolutely nothing to do. No artifact inventory. No training. No vampire hunters. No lizard men. No cursed swords screaming battle cries. Just... a day off. He intended to enjoy every minute of it. \--- The...
1 month ago 933 Words 3 Likes 173 Views -
Strange days and quiet nights
by Walrusdick
Chapter 37 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
The first few weeks at Blackthorn Manor were almost disappointingly normal. Almost. No assassins. No lizardmen. No vampire hunters. No ancient monsters trying to kick in the front gate. Just training, routine, and the slow realization that life had somehow become very stran...
1 month ago 1,134 Words 3 Likes 167 Views -
Lights
by Walrusdick
Chapter 32 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
The carnival lights suddenly felt very far away. Behind the rows of games and food stands, hidden past the employee-only fences and humming machinery, the atmosphere changed completely. The smell of funnel cakes and popcorn gave way to hot oil, wet concrete, gasoline, and the co...
1 month ago 1,292 Words 3 Likes 198 Views -
The Butler
by Walrusdick
Chapter 36 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
The drive took nearly an hour. Which was surprising. Not because the property was particularly far from the city. But because Greta drove like a woman who viewed traffic laws as personal insults. Taylor sat rigidly in the passenger seat. Crystal spent most of the trip altern...
2 months ago 1,053 Words 3 Likes 229 Views -
Moving on up to the east side
by Walrusdick
Chapter 35 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
The next morning felt strange. Not bad. Just… final. Joey stood in the middle of his apartment holding a half-empty cardboard box while staring at the disaster his life had become. Or maybe upgraded into. Honestly, it was getting difficult to tell. Crystal sat upside down o...
2 months ago 1,101 Words 3 Likes 195 Views -
Taylor Made
by Walrusdick
Chapter 34 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Wait,” Joey said slowly, holding up one hand. “If you’ve been hiding for twenty years… how old are you exactly?” Taylor visibly hesitated. “Well…” she said carefully, “do you mean this body? Or my essence?” Joey immediately rubbed both hands over his face. “My head hurts alre...
2 months ago 1,214 Words 3 Likes 219 Views -
Aftermath
by Walrusdick
Chapter 33 in Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
With the scene behind the carnival littered with dead lizard creatures and blood slowly running through the concrete drainage grooves, Cassandra knew they could not stay there another minute. The distant sounds of carnival music and laughter felt surreal now. Like they belonged...
2 months ago 1,047 Words 3 Likes 310 Views
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