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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Read erotica.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Harem lit and LitRPGs.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Sosig.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Pussy for making love, cunt for fucking.
- I write erotica because
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It makes my horny little brain happy.
- In conclusion, I am
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Just trying my best, my dudes.
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Not quite...
Chapter 19 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
The common room of The Hostess of Fertility was fairly quiet when Eila and I stepped inside, the last few customers present well into in finishing their last drinks. Looking around, I couldn’t help but perk up when I recognised two familiar faces working the closing shift. An im...
3 years ago 1,427 Words 5 Likes 402 Views -
Location Selected: The world of DanMachi!
Chapter 18 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
**Authors note:** Hi everyone! Just wanted to make a quick disclaimer now we've entered a known world. As stated in the last chapter, the world our lovable idiot of a protagonist now finds himself in is a mirrored version of the world of DanMachi. Things may differ slightly from...
3 years ago 1,859 Words 3 Likes 402 Views -
Booking a business trip in the monster slaying industry.
Chapter 17 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
Practically bouncing as I approached the main screen, I considered just where I wanted to go, pausing only when I saw the message on the screen had been updated. “Press here to complete my quest, huh?” Shrugging, I did just that, smiling as the quest complete window popped open....
3 years ago 1,375 Words 3 Likes 416 Views -
A quiet moment of consolidation.
Chapter 16 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
“Is this really necessary?” I asked, looking up at a softly blushing Sophie with some small amusement. “You’re about to pass out, so it’s only natural I look after you whilst you’re away,” she replied imperiously, looking anywhere but at me, a soft blush on her cheeks. I merely...
3 years ago 1,327 Words 4 Likes 399 Views -
Damage control.
Chapter 15 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
The silence stretched on, growing increasingly more awkward as neither girl spoke. A part of me, the small part that was annoyed at Annie and Sophie for eavesdropping on such an important conversation, was tempted to let the girls stew a little, but that quickly changed when I st...
3 years ago 1,161 Words 6 Likes 476 Views -
As it happens, yes.
Chapter 14 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
Holding my palm out flat, I reached inside, calling upon the nebulous source of energy that was my mana. I watched in fascination as the mana responded to my call, and the air stirred around my outstretched hand. Letting the magic go, I closed my eyes, filled with a sense of awe...
3 years ago 555 Words 5 Likes 516 Views -
There's definitely magic, of a sort...
Chapter 13 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
Breathing deeply, I placed a hand on the skillbook, bringing up the item description with a mental nudge. I’d stacked the odds as much as I could in my favour by picking the book that gave me the greatest chance of picking up magic, and now it was all up to a roll of the dice. F...
3 years ago 1,234 Words 4 Likes 491 Views -
He doesn't get a chance.
Chapter 12 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
Meeting Miss Wittersham’s steely gaze, I gulped, the intensity of her stare making me more than a little nervous. As much as I wanted to sit here and admonish myself for making such a simple but foolish mistake, I could tell that the longer I took to come up with a satisfactory a...
3 years ago 1,361 Words 6 Likes 478 Views -
Nope, not quite.
Chapter 11 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
The second half of the morning’s lectures started off smoothly. I continued to grind out experience for my two scanning skills when my mana filled, using the time between casts to chat quietly with the girls as we worked together on the small project we’d been assigned. Miss Wit...
3 years ago 1,222 Words 5 Likes 596 Views -
Does grinding count if it's not the fun kind?
Chapter 10 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
The rest of the morning flew by with no further complications. My prior knowledge of the lecture’s topic meant I could only half listen whist still making pertinent notes, allowing to focus on grinding out my new skills. With my mana regen where it stood, I had the mana to ping...
3 years ago 1,512 Words 7 Likes 600 Views -
Not until after two big, pillowy distractions.
Chapter 9 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
Our route had taken Sophie and I to the back of the main campus building towards the library, the two of us happily chatting as we walked. We were just passing by the library entrance when a loud shout stopped me short. “Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaspeeeeeeeeeer!!!” Wheeling around, I wild...
3 years ago 1,079 Words 4 Likes 688 Views -
Well, seeing as you asked so nicely...
Chapter 8 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
Peeling an eye open, I glanced out the window. Finding that I had a few minutes to go yet on the ride, I returned my focus to my status sheet in search of more information. Whilst I had a general idea of what everything did, I felt it was probably best to check before a dumb assu...
3 years ago 1,272 Words 5 Likes 640 Views -
He doth get on that there bus, headed yonder.
Chapter 7 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
Nodding at the driver, I fumbled with my bus pass, slipping at into my pocket so I could drop it into my inventory without anyone seeing. ‘_I’ve got access to an interdimensional space that defies modern science, a place only I can access where I can store any item I wish within...
3 years ago 1,067 Words 5 Likes 761 Views -
The elephant, in this case, being his penis.
Chapter 6 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
Metaphorical hat in hand, I stepped through into the flats shared living area, knocking on the doorframe to announce my presence. Sophie, who was fitfully prodding at a bowl of cereal with her spoon at our little table, squeaked, looking up at me with mild surprise. Her stunning...
3 years ago 1,086 Words 9 Likes 979 Views -
Ya boi has you covered!
Chapter 5 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
**Quest complete: new look, same old routine!** **You got ready for the day ahead! Congrats on achieving something the vast majority of the populace achieves every day. Have a (metaphorical) cookie.** **Rewards:** • +10 Exp. • +10 World Exp. • +£10.00. • Access to your stat...
3 years ago 893 Words 10 Likes 1,074 Views -
Casper Miller, a British University Student
Chapter 2 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
**\*\*…Complete\*\*** I let out a soft groan as consciousness begrudgingly returned. The feeling of soft sheets against my bare skin slowly calmed my addled mind, reassuring me I was not floating around in the unknowable black, but was instead back in my university halls after o...
3 years ago 464 Words 12 Likes 1,935 Views -
No, no she does not.
Chapter 4 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
As warnings went, mine was a case of far too little, far too late. Before I was even halfway through my panicked cry, a young woman dressed in a stereotypical anime school uniform stepped into view, poking her head around the side of the open bathroom door. I froze like a deer in...
3 years ago 533 Words 11 Likes 1,254 Views -
Have a freak out.
Chapter 3 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
Lowering the lid, I sat on top of the toilet, head in my hands. Suddenly reminded of it by the system, the pain of being crushed under several tonnes of truck stuck in my mind like a thorn, hanging over me like a portent of doom. Focusing on my breathing, I tried to regain my men...
3 years ago 600 Words 12 Likes 1,516 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in The Multiversal Protagonist System
A lone figure walked along a secluded street, the steady downpour of rain and steady thrum of vehicles passing by on the overpass above lending the area a dreary, depressing atmosphere. This miserable flavour of serenity was quickly shattered by the screech of tyres and scream o...
3 years ago 547 Words 17 Likes 4,535 Views
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