About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- August 23
- Location
- United States of America
- Homepage
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Binge media. Be it music, game, movie, or whatever else, I really enjoy consuming other individuals ideas and passions.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Anything that can hold my interest.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Comedically? Mighty muscle. Romantically? Sword.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Comedically? Wizard sleeve. Romantically? Wetness.
- I write erotica because
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I enjoy the sexual energy that comes from erotica. Literature is sexy; I would honestly say that erotic stories are the best form of erotica out there. Nothing really compares to the hotness of our imagination, not even sexual intercourse truly compares to what our imagination can make. A video is too blatant, an image too subtle, a story holds the perfect amount of imagery aided by the glory of the mind to make the best porn there is. And, despite what I keep hearing from people, pornography is good.
- In conclusion, I am
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Cullen (Cullen823) Lambert, a young man with eyes for the simple life.
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