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Stand ground and hold defensive positions.
by Twistinger
Chapter 239 in Bosom Buddies
While I expected to be exploded upon, to have it happen in real time was another thing altogether. I swallowed, trying to buy myself time to think of what to say as Rachel glared at me like I'd just consumed an infant. "It's not his fault," pleaded Elizabeth. "I - " "You _knew?!...
3 years ago 409 Words 14 Likes 934 Views -
Aya Blackpaw (Jade Lotus Suite)
by Twistinger
Chapter 4 in Whorestone: Heroes of Whorecraft
"You're in luck - demand for Aya is often so huge she has to deploy Jade Golems just to keep the onslaught of visitors at bay," mutters Harth, though he does give you a knowing wink. "But tonight, though... I think I can squeeze you in." You follow the innkeeper as he pulls you...
7 years ago 345 Words 1 Likes 425 Views -
Whispers of the Old Gods, Mean Streets of Gadgetzan
by Twistinger
Chapter 3 in Whorestone: Heroes of Whorecraft
"Ah, looking fer someone with more of a dark side, are we..." mutters the innkeeper as he heaves a sigh. "You wouldn't believe the trouble I've had trying to work out agreements with this lot. ...No, not the cultists, C'Thun is fine with them getting off every once in a while. No...
7 years ago 291 Words 0 Likes 662 Views -
Gwynni, the Giggling Inventor (Boom Labs)
by Twistinger
Chapter 4 in Whorestone: Heroes of Whorecraft
"You're a brave one, lad... but not nearly the first who wanted a shot at Ms. Annoy-o-Tron," Harth coughs darkly as he shuts the binder. "There's many a player who wants nothing more than to get that gnome to shut up. Just be careful you're not driven as mad as she is." With tha...
7 years ago 296 Words 0 Likes 450 Views -
The Witchwood, The Boomsday Project
by Twistinger
Chapter 3 in Whorestone: Heroes of Whorecraft
"So you have a mind for madness, do you?" A twinkle sparks in the veteran dwarf's eye. "At this point it becomes a little hard to keep track of the minions and masters coming in and out... of each other, too! It's a good thing Dr. Boom has a portal to the Netherstorm to help mana...
7 years ago 257 Words 0 Likes 655 Views -
"Adventures"
by Twistinger
Chapter 3 in Whorestone: Heroes of Whorecraft
"Ah, adventures! Honestly, opting for the goblin business model might have been a mistake on this one... especially before Purify became meta," Harth shakes his head as he goes through multiple filters. "Originally we weren't counting on including the bosses, but enough demand fo...
7 years ago 191 Words 1 Likes 809 Views -
Basic and Classic
by Twistinger
Chapter 3 in Whorestone: Heroes of Whorecraft
"Do you like to play with basic cards?" smiles Harth. "Nothing wrong with that! They're the bread and butter of our lineup, honestly. New players fall in love with our ladies after using them in a few games and keep coming back! So, who will it be?" Mage Kinnidy, the Sorceror's...
7 years ago 290 Words 1 Likes 1,256 Views -
Treat your draw enabler to some foreplay.
by Twistinger
Chapter 5 in Whorestone: Heroes of Whorecraft
"I'm sure I will," you tell her kindly, "But for now I'd really much rather focus on you." The blue-haired gnome yelps as you pull her in, quickly silencing her with a swift but gentle kiss, her "invention" clattering onto the floor as you take over. It doesn't take long for her...
7 years ago 193 Words 0 Likes 496 Views -
Journey to Un'Goro, Knights of the Frozen Throne, Kobolds and Catacombs
by Twistinger
Chapter 3 in Whorestone: Heroes of Whorecraft
"Ach, a true adventurer ye be, eh?" Harth smiles knowingly at your choice. "Elise tells me she's still researching if elementals can be classified to have a gender, as well as if any countermeasures exist to having your... Woecleaver burned off by Pyros, so to speak. You'll find...
7 years ago 211 Words 0 Likes 562 Views -
Novice Engineer (Caverns Rogue Suite)
by Twistinger
Chapter 4 in Whorestone: Heroes of Whorecraft
"A fine choice! I'm sure Casey will be happy to receive you." As soon as you finish your drink, Harth guides you down the never-ending corridors of the dimensional inn; its mystical qualities extending the passages forever. You follow the innkeeper past corners and doors, occasio...
7 years ago 228 Words 1 Likes 855 Views -
Goblins vs Gnomes, The Grand Tournament
by Twistinger
Chapter 3 in Whorestone: Heroes of Whorecraft
"It's amazing to see how we've come full circle with Doctor Boom!" The innkeeper marvels, "But that's not who you're here to see tonight, is it? Honestly, there are so many Mechs in our first set that I've brought in some pleasurable company from the Grand Tournament in this line...
7 years ago 150 Words 1 Likes 662 Views -
"Male"
by Twistinger
Chapter 2 in Whorestone: Heroes of Whorecraft
"Now then... which of our fine ladies would you like to share a bed with tonight?" Harth Stonebrew coughs as a cloud of dust rises from the cover. "Our catalog is as extensive as ever - though it might take a while to sort through! Did you have a set in mind?"
7 years ago 51 Words 2 Likes 1,579 Views -
Introduction
by Twistinger
Chapter 1 in Whorestone: Heroes of Whorecraft
"Oh!" chuckles the Innkeeper as you push open the door. "I can tell you have some new stories tonight!" What started as a joke by Blizzard's Team 5 turned out to be a punchline nobody saw coming. The world of Hearthstone spawned an entire universe unto itself, uniting players wh...
7 years ago 232 Words 2 Likes 4,094 Views -
The ladies are having a good time.
by Twistinger
Chapter 238 in Bosom Buddies
It was hard not to feel a tremble dancing around my fingers as I drove over to the local bar. Partially because it brought back memories of the first time I was in there, but largely because of the upcoming conflict I knew was inevitable. Maybe Elizabeth had gotten Rachel drunk o...
8 years ago 387 Words 15 Likes 3,004 Views -
Setting up the rendezvous.
by Twistinger
Chapter 237 in Bosom Buddies
Swiftly we reached for our mobile phones. While Elizabeth tried to contact Rachel, I sent a message to Amy saying I might be gone longer than expected. It was probably best not to let Talia know of the plan just yet, I decided. Ten minutes of staring at my screen later, I got a r...
8 years ago 433 Words 11 Likes 2,730 Views -
Rachel, but he wants to do it together.
by Twistinger
Chapter 236 in Bosom Buddies
"I don't think Talia is going to give us issues - there's no doubt she wants to get back together with Rachel." I pressed my fingers together, well aware of the high potential for conflict ahead, yet only able to see one way forward. "...I think we need to handle Rachel first."...
8 years ago 181 Words 11 Likes 2,961 Views -
Some girl bonding time...
by Twistinger
Chapter 237 in Bosom Buddies
No sooner than I locked the door behind me a sharp sound nearly made me jump out of my skin, until I realized that it sounded familiar - alluringly familiar at that. "You two," I chided, pretending to sound curt despite the smile creeping up my face. Behind the sofa, Talia tende...
8 years ago 256 Words 18 Likes 3,057 Views -
Talia.
by Twistinger
Chapter 236 in Bosom Buddies
"I think I'll talk to Talia, then," I decided. "I doubt anything I say will pacify Rachel at this point." "That might be for the best," Elizabeth conceded after some thought. "You do still have that elephant in the room to discuss." "The what?" "The fact that Talia wants your...
8 years ago 332 Words 13 Likes 2,819 Views -
He's hoping to get Talia and Rachel back together.
by Twistinger
Chapter 235 in Bosom Buddies
"Honestly? I thought the same thing I thought when Talia broke the news that day. I'm hoping that Talia and Rachel can work things out between them," I sighed. "Talia's our friend, and Rachel by extension. I don't want to see either of them miserable. When Talia fell apart like t...
8 years ago 323 Words 17 Likes 3,357 Views -
Starting to look like it...
by Twistinger
Chapter 9 in Thirteen For Twelve
You pull your clothes together before forcefully pushing your way out of the toilet, not caring who might see you. Loath as you are to admit it, Ji-Hyun was a wasted lead - and worst-case scenario, she might be right. Forcing your way through milling bodies you make your way back...
8 years ago 432 Words 1 Likes 475 Views
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