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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Eat, watch YouTube vids, read trashy webnovels, gaze upon the Internet’s obsession, wank, and go to sleep.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Interesting stories that inevitably devolve into a disappointing mess.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Sleeping dragon.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Cooter.
- I write erotica because
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I’m poor, my life is banged up, and I can’t find the will to write something for more than 10 minutes.
- In conclusion, I am
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Irredeemable.
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