TheMalteseMan
First-Timer
About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- September 21, 1991
- Location
- Valletta
- Homepage
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Reading's for nerds.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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- In conclusion, I am
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Doctor Whore
In a Universe of Free Use, the Doctor regenerates into a slutty female form.
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The New Remote Control
You are a high end programmer, and your company is working on a prototype next generation remote control, and you find it lets you edit released movies in amazing ways.
