Thagomizationism
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- Thagomizationism was last seen:
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- Earth
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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read other stuff
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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sci-fi
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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(person) junor
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Pussy
- I write erotica because
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I got bored
- In conclusion, I am
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Get out your biggest dildo by Thagomizationism
Chapter 5 in Magic Cock Ring
You decide against fucking someone and run to grab your huge unused horse cock dildo. Someone bought it for you and you've always been far too scared use it. It looks far too big to fit in either of your holes, but maybe someone elses...
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Suddenly... tentacles‽ by Thagomizationism
Chapter 4 in Beach Surprise
Suddenly, sucker-covered tentacles shoot up from the depths. They wrap around each leg and latch on with suckers. The tentacles must be about three inches in diameter and slimy, yet firm enough to hold your legs in place. You try to pull out and punch and kick at them but they're...
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Empty Beach by Thagomizationism
Chapter 3 in Beach Surprise
You decide to swim over to the empty beach, suddenly realizing you're naked and not wanting the embarrassment of landing on the crowded beach. You start a kind of breaststroke over to the beach and notice two things: the water's very deep below you and your body feels a bit less...
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Introduction by Thagomizationism
Chapter 1 in Beach Surprise
You are laying on the beach when you hear a scream from the water. Being a pretty good swimmer and a trained lifeguard, you rush to the edge of the water to see a woman drowning pretty far from shore. You dive in and start swimming out to her at full speed. About halfway there, y...
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Crowded Beach by Thagomizationism
Chapter 3 in Beach Surprise
You feel much too tired and awkward to swim the entire way to the empty beach, so you decide to swim to the crowded beach. You're feeling groggy, but swimming makes you feel a bit more awake. On the way, you realize that you're going both very slowly and you're naked. You're too...
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No by Thagomizationism
Chapter 2 in Beach Surprise
You awaken feeling like you're floating atop the water. Your foot doesn't feel stuck, but you're too tired to open your eyes. You try to flip over on your back, but your balance is all off and you spin all the way over, your chest feeling oddly heavy. You open your eyes and look...
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Yes by Thagomizationism
Chapter 2 in Beach Surprise
Well, aren't you boring? Press the back button. There's nothing to see here.
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Vibe by Thagomizationism
Chapter 3 in A Scientific Transformation
You go out to the mall and find a good store for buying sex toys. You pick a small vibrator, to possibly avoid breaking your wife's-or your-hymen. You head home, unpackage the small toy and get ready.
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The smell by Thagomizationism
Chapter 3 in A Scientific Transformation
You jump gracefully up to the table, avoiding the small peices of metal and various tools with amazing agility. You reach the switch to open the door and lunge at it, bumping it just enough to open the door. As soon as the hot air hits your face, you're overwhelmed by the scents...
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