Tabbycat

Really Really Experienced

Tabbycat was last seen:: 5 hours ago

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Location:: Earth, Sol System.

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Play videogames. I am a nerd.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Science Fiction and Fantasy mostly.

My favorite word for "penis" is: Length. I like descriptors rather than nouns.

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Warmth. Same reason. Descriptor supremacy

I write erotica because: Someone has to corral the adorkable idiots in my stories into following some semblance of a plot.

In conclusion, I am: Disorganised, probably drinking fancy leaf tea if I'm not busy and overly-sugared instant coffee if I am. Would quite like the cyberpunk future to get here so I can combine my passions and become some kind of cybergoth uncle Iroh character, dispensing wisdom, leet skills and leaf juice in equal measure.