Spooner

Virgin

Spooner was last seen:: 9 months ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: -

Location:: The realm of thought

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: try to not think of sexual scenarios

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Asterix comics, LOTR, Harry Potter, The million pound note

My favorite word for "penis" is: Joystick

My favorite word for "vagina" is: An open door to heaven

I write erotica because: I need to express my imagination

In conclusion, I am: Trapped in reality