Spinward
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- Spinward was last seen:
- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
- November 30, 1994
- Location:
- United States of America
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Go to the places that don't exist.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Message boards.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Johnson.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Cave.
- I write erotica because
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Well, I wouldn't call it that.
- In conclusion, I am
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Rage.
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Cave by Spinward
Chapter 4 in Forsooth! Shakespeare Dreams of the Christ
>>Look cave Cave sight acquired. >>Enter cave Shakespeare entered the cave. The first sense aroused was smell, sulfur wafting through the air. Shakespeare wondered if it was a volcano, but dismissed the idea, as it was ridiculous and fantastic. Sud...
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Lakefront by Spinward
Chapter 4 in Forsooth! Shakespeare Dreams of the Christ
As he continued through the forest, Shakespeare came upon a quiet lake. As he put his dripping cock away, he stared out onto the pristine condition it was in. So calm, so perfect. Nothing like the toxic wastelands that surround Avon. A ripple extended from the center of the...
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Camelot by Spinward
Chapter 3 in Forsooth! Shakespeare Dreams of the Christ
"More like Came-a-lot, am I right?" Shakespeare snorts at his wordplay. Sadly, there was no one around to hear him. He stood in Knightware in the middle of a forest. The codpiece was hindering his Avonian junk, but it was alright, because sometimes that's just the way you go...
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Duck into the whorehouse by Spinward
Chapter 4 in Forsooth! Shakespeare Dreams of the Christ
That's sort of like something Aladdin did once, but Shakespeare would just have to deal with it. B) He ran around the corners of Avon until he spotted some disreputable looking women. He was very familiar with their kind. While writing Romeo and Juliet, he spent most of his tim...
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I'm trope-savvy, go find Abu by Spinward
Chapter 3 in Forsooth! Shakespeare Dreams of the Christ
Shakespeare cursed the heavens, "FUCK YOU HEAVENS!" Willy was in England or Ireland or wherever the fuck Stratford-twixt-Avon is. Avalon, that's right. The timeless Isle. A land of dragons, kings, dragon-kings. No goddamn shitty monkey sidekicks for this adventure. So far....
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Fuck thine neighbor with your mouth by Spinward
Chapter 7 in Forsooth! Shakespeare Dreams of the Christ
Shakespeare climbed down off the cross. His splintery balls ached from the fierce orgasm, but mostly from the huge fucking splinters. The holy nail that the Bard had been using as a butt plug began to work itself out, and fell to the ground beneath him with a resounding THUMP....
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Coax out a thorny load by Spinward
Chapter 6 in Forsooth! Shakespeare Dreams of the Christ
Shakespeare's body shook uncontrollably. He began to grind his balls down against the wood as Jesus' hand hole held him. The splinters tore at his testicles, and slowly, he approached climax. "OH, OH JESUS!" "Yes, Bard, let it go." "OH, JESUS, TURN THE OTHER CHEEEE...
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Masturbate by Spinward
Chapter 2 in Forsooth! Shakespeare Dreams of the Christ
Shakespeare undid his breeches and removed his fully-erect cock, standing at 10 inches. He began to work his hand back and forth, thinking of the Christ figure, so lean and hairy and sweaty and strong and... A knock came on the door. "THIS IS THE ECUMENICAL POLICE. YOU...
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Handjob from Jesus by Spinward
Chapter 5 in Forsooth! Shakespeare Dreams of the Christ
Shakespeare climbed up the cross, being a DEX and INT based character, not STR. Jesus was straight WIS. "Let me get that for you," Shakespeare said, prying his left hand off the cross. "Oh yeah, remove thine nail, firstlike. I think I know what you're up to." Shakespeare pu...
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Grab the spear! by Spinward
Chapter 4 in Forsooth! Shakespeare Dreams of the Christ
"NOOOOO!" Shakespeare rushed forward and grabbed the spear before it could reach Jesus. "What do you think you're doing? Get the hell off me," the Roman soldier shouted, pushing Shakespeare to the ground. He proceeded to shake his spear. "Now, Jews, look at your me...
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