Smar-Tass

Virgin

Smar-Tass was last seen:: A while ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: April 25, 1969

Location:: -

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Walk

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Science Fiction

My favorite word for "penis" is: Thingy

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Love Tunnel

I write erotica because: it is fun

In conclusion, I am: Happy