Sly Von Schwarz

Story Crafter

Sly Von Schwarz was last seen:: 3 years ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: November 5, 1994

Location:: Earth, as far as you know...

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: move it move it

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: yo momma's bank notes

My favorite word for "penis" is: cock

My favorite word for "vagina" is: pussy

I write erotica because: quarantine

In conclusion, I am: an asshole