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What happens when we die? For Liz the answer wasn't quite what she expected. This pirate captain regained her senses in an afterlife full of beautiful battle babes in very revealling outfits. Now she must participate in gladiator games, ridiculous roleplay, carnal contests, and many other wildly wanton activities. She quickly discovers the stakes in Valhalla are high. Victory can provide ample luxury, but defeat leads to certain humiliation.

The unassuming town of Sublime get's hit with a particularly bad blizzard, trapping the residents inside. When boredom sinks in they explore unconventional ways to pass the time and keep themselves warm.

Rhodri Axle was a mild mannered man that never took any risks, but all that changes when he finds a myserious rod. Now he's a mild-mannered, risk-averse man who carries around a rod. Also for some strange reason that he can't quite figure out women act very bizarre when they see his rod.