Quiet Madman

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Gender: Male

Birthday: November 30, 1984

Location: United States of America

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: paint miniatures, draw, write poetry, and brood.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: fantasy, classics, H.P. Lovecraft, and others...

My favorite word for "penis" is: cock, I guess.

My favorite word for "vagina" is: pussy.

I write erotica because: it's the easiest material to get published. ;)

In conclusion, I am: a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in an enigma... wrapped in a flour tortilla. Sort of a dark, brooding, sexy burrito.

Eva Bernhardt, The Count's Cousin

by Quiet Madman

Chapter 2 in The Prince of Chaos

Your name is Eva Bernhardt, and you are the Count of Talabecland's beautiful young cousin. Your life is one of luxury and ease, and (like so often happens to those in your position) you have grown terribly bored with the day-to-day activities of the wealthy. You've just fini...

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Richter Geistjaeger, Captain of the Guard

by Quiet Madman

Chapter 2 in The Prince of Chaos

Your name is Richter Geistjaeger, and you have recently been awarded the prestigious title of Captain of the Guard. It is your job to make sure the Count's own troops are properly trained, and all of the city guardsmen report to you. It is basically a simple job, but you ear...

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Introduction

by Quiet Madman

Chapter 1 in The Prince of Chaos

Welcome to the great city of Talabheim, on the banks of the mighty River Talabec, in the province of Talabecland, second-largest province in the Empire. The Empire itself is a vast, heavily-forested realm of rolling hills and lofty mountains - the Grey Mountains in the south, the...

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Life Mage

by Quiet Madman

Chapter 3 in Adventure in Gwaydor

Our story began when you were born, twenty-one years ago. Your parents belonged to a disinherited branch of the royal family tree, and though you received the best upbringing they could afford, your life was nothing like that of your irritating royal cousins. You had chores, y...

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