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Homegrown bratwurst
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A fucked up asshole
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A hairtie solution
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 4 in A first date nightmare!
Chloe looked around the table to find anything that could her skirt in place, but unfortunately, nothing was capable in doing so. She tried looking around the restaurant. Maybe someone had something like a rubber or something similar to it, but again, she couldn't find anything....
5 years ago 393 Words 0 Likes 1,677 Views -
Get Blake'd !
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 7 in A first date nightmare!
At this point, she was speed walking, passing a shop or two every second, and soon enough, she could see the closest shop that sells skirt or pants. It wasn't the best of shops, but it would be better than nothing! But soon, she heard something, "Chloe.... Chloe!!" someone was y...
5 years ago 306 Words 4 Likes 1,252 Views -
A big rip
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 3 in A first date nightmare!
She walked across the street and entered the restaurant. It didn't take long for Chloe to be seated since someone just happened to leave when she entered. As soon as she sat on the table, she heard a loud "**RIP"**, but she thought that it was nothing more than the sound coming...
5 years ago 189 Words 0 Likes 1,953 Views -
Phone him!
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 4 in A first date nightmare!
Left with little options, she ended up phoning Blake, and luckily, he responded swiftly, and soon he rounded the corner. Chloe asked specifically to be closer to the passenger door, so she could grab the skirt quickly. As soon as Blake arrived, she took her skirt, before enterin...
5 years ago 155 Words 0 Likes 1,813 Views -
A major mishap
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 3 in A first date nightmare!
"Please make it quick!" Chloe said to Blake right before she shuts the car door, as she was anxious of sitting alone in the restaurant. It didn't take long before Chloe had her first wardrobe malfunction...... and it was a big one. Blake drove of as soon as Chloe shuts the door...
5 years ago 305 Words 2 Likes 2,185 Views -
The restaurant
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 2 in A first date nightmare!
"Hello, gorgeous! " Blake complimented, as Chloe started to blush, before asking "Where are we going?". "I was thinking about going to my favorite restaurant." Blake responded, which just happened Chloe's favorite restaurant too! She knew that not only the food was one of her fav...
5 years ago 136 Words 1 Likes 2,605 Views -
The great plan
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 10 in A first date nightmare!
Quickly, he placed the skirt as high up the rack as he could, before fleeing back to the mens section. He knew Chloe wouldn't reach the skirt, leaving her skirtless infront of nobody! "Hey don't leave me like this!" Chloe commanded, to which Blake replied, "This is what you get!"...
5 years ago 127 Words 3 Likes 945 Views -
Prank wars gone wrong
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 9 in A first date nightmare!
As soon as they finished their meals, they head out to go find something to do. At first, they had thought of heading to the cinema, but it was still closed until mid day. They opted to just roam around the mall thinking what to do. Luckily Blake was oblivious to Chloe's new skir...
5 years ago 417 Words 3 Likes 977 Views -
The date continues...
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 8 in A first date nightmare!
She swiftly made his way back onto the restaurant section of the mall as soon as she was done paying, as she doesn't want Blake to notice she was there. She noticed him in one of the nearby shops, but he was still walking around and nowhere near finished, giving her time. Despit...
5 years ago 122 Words 2 Likes 1,045 Views -
Yes!
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 7 in A first date nightmare!
At this point, she was speed walking, passing a shop or two every second, and soon enough, she could see the closest shop that sells skirt or pants. It wasn't the best of shops, but it would be better than nothing! Soon, to her delight, she made it to the shop! She grabbed whate...
5 years ago 195 Words 2 Likes 1,088 Views -
Flee!
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 8 in A first date nightmare!
"Chloe... Behind you!" Blake alerted Chloe. Surprised, she turned his embarrassed face around, to reveal multiple satisfied faces, frantically tapping their phone's screen to snap a picture of this one of a lifetime moment. Chloe looked in horror, her cover was completely blown!...
5 years ago 240 Words 3 Likes 1,083 Views -
A long walk....
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 6 in A first date nightmare!
Its risky, but she opted to walk to the far end of the mall to get herself something to wear. Extremely risky especially considering the sides of her skirt were very exposed, and one stumble or attraction-causing mistake would had blown her cover, but she really couldn't find any...
5 years ago 134 Words 2 Likes 1,461 Views -
Nothing
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 7 in A first date nightmare!
Chloe searched through the pile of items as thoroughluly and swifly as possible, whilst being alerted to the entrance, just in case someone entered. Unfortunately, she found nothing that could help her. What she found was nothing more than a used toilet rool, a mop, a liquid soa...
5 years ago 223 Words 2 Likes 695 Views -
Find her skirt
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 8 in A first date nightmare!
She decided it would be better that she try and find her skirt, and soon, she started making her way onto where the securities are, which is on the central area of the first floor. Upon leaving, she couldn't not notice the fact that peoples around Chloe were looking at her weird...
5 years ago 118 Words 2 Likes 758 Views -
An escalator accident
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 3 in A first date nightmare!
"Well, this isn't going as well as I would've hoped!" Chloe thought as she parted ways temporarily with Blake. She soon arrived at the food half of the mall, and started looking for a restaurant that would satisfy her cravings. There's 4 floors filled with restaurants at this en...
5 years ago 424 Words 10 Likes 2,687 Views -
Trash bag
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 7 in A first date nightmare!
She searched the piles of items for a short while, before stumbling on a new trash bag, which was still wrapped in its packaging. It's supposedly used on the trash bin just outside of the restroom, but since Chloe was in a pinch, she used it as a makeshift skirt. She took one ba...
5 years ago 154 Words 2 Likes 796 Views -
Yes
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 6 in A first date nightmare!
Chloe creeped out of her stall, with her hands trying to cover the two sides of her panties. She looked to the right to see whether anyone was leaving from the stalls, only to realize it was empty, before closing the stall door to check the part of the restroom with the sink's, a...
5 years ago 162 Words 2 Likes 903 Views -
Check outside
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 5 in A first date nightmare!
Left with no options, Chloe decided that the best course of action was to get out of her stall and check around the bathroom to find something to cover up with. To make her situation worse, she couldn't peek out by making a tiny gap in the door, due to the fact that the door of t...
5 years ago 70 Words 2 Likes 950 Views -
Introduction
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 1 in A first date nightmare!
Its 8.00 am in the morning, and an angered Chloe furiously tries to turn of the alarm, as she wanted to finish her dream of being chased by 1,000 chickens in Peru, but soon comes the realization, "Its the day of my first date!" she enthusiastically thought, while trying to tidy h...
5 years ago 324 Words 16 Likes 7,571 Views -
Toilet mishap
by Ohhellno69
Chapter 4 in A first date nightmare!
Inevitably, an empty stomach combined with a spicy food would't get along well, and soon Chloe was feeling the outcome, as she had an increasingly worse stomachache. "Ughh...." Chloe groaned, whilst holding her stomach firmly, "I need to go.... I can't hold this for any longer!"...
5 years ago 374 Words 2 Likes 1,156 Views
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