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She tries to
by Noobishtats
Chapter 9 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
Lavenders whole body pushed back against Ron and her mind screamed at her to make some space and tell him what was going on. But his hand was like a vice and as she struggled and kicked against him, she worked up such an effort that she started panting and the hand locked across...
4 years ago 598 Words 2 Likes 274 Views -
She moans loudly
by Noobishtats
Chapter 8 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
Ron stared in awe at this super slut in action, she moaned loudle and rubbed his cock all over her face until he was all cleaned off. Ron took a step back and went and found his clothes. As he was in the corner of the room putting his clothes back on Lavender seemed to be having...
4 years ago 502 Words 3 Likes 322 Views -
Listen to what now?
by Noobishtats
Chapter 7 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
Ron hadnt heard a thing to be honest, his mind was wrapped up in the task at hand. In one fluid motion be pushed forward, hooked his hands behind her knees and spread her open. He rubbed his swollen cock head against her absolutely soacked pussy lips and sunk forward burying ever...
4 years ago 1,085 Words 3 Likes 368 Views -
More right than she imagined
by Noobishtats
Chapter 6 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
The thing that Lavender was unaware of at that moment even in the fog of the potion, was Ron's long buried desire to dominant somone like her. Born the 5th boy to a family hoping for a girl, born poor while other families looked down on his and laughed, always second fiddle to hi...
4 years ago 814 Words 3 Likes 469 Views -
Happy as I've ever been
by Noobishtats
Chapter 5 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
Ron looked at this obscene sight before him a smiled as wide as humanly possible, "Lav baby i have never been happier but um already late for Quidditch and i gotta run" he told her he loved her to a visibly shocked face who was still licking cum off her hands and ran out. Someth...
4 years ago 632 Words 5 Likes 640 Views -
Ron takes what he always wanted
by Noobishtats
Chapter 4 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
Something about the sickly sweet tone of her voice filled Ron with sexual rage, it was like she was pushing all his buttons hoping for a reaction. Well in his entire life nothing had happened to prepare him for an event like this and instead of stopping and thinking rationaly abo...
4 years ago 593 Words 6 Likes 902 Views -
Confused and Nervous
by Noobishtats
Chapter 3 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
Ron had a hard time understanding what had just happened "Lav what did you just take? You cant mess about with love potions one almost got me killed!" Lavender was panting heavily with her head bowed "no baby, its not a love potion, and its not dangerous. . . Its just going to h...
4 years ago 347 Words 5 Likes 905 Views -
Ron Weasley
by Noobishtats
Chapter 2 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
Things with Lavender had become strained, he loved feeling wanted and desirable but he also couldnt stand to be around her anymore. She was just too much, too needy, too talkative, too loud and her jealousy of Hermoine was getting old fast. He was a bit of a coward he knew, but h...
4 years ago 246 Words 5 Likes 1,072 Views -
Quite a Stir
by Noobishtats
Chapter 10 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
Romildas whole body tensed as she waited for whats she imagined would be absolute agony. She felt the cum phlegm and spit slide slowly off her face and she blinked twice before she realized what was happening. The chosen one, the boy who lived, the dreamboat that all the witches...
4 years ago 1,043 Words 3 Likes 578 Views -
Ready to pop
by Noobishtats
Chapter 9 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
Nothing in Romilda Vanes experience could have prepared her for what was happening to her. She was being fucked like a back alley whore by the very boy she wanted to love and cherish forever as witch and wizard. She was a virgin before this, and now her first time resembled som...
5 years ago 831 Words 3 Likes 829 Views -
Lavender Brown
by Noobishtats
Chapter 8 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
"Oh Shit" was all Romilda thought as she saw Lavender Brown come skipping to a halt upon walking into the common room. She seemed to watch in awe as Harry Potter plowed the small black haired nymph relentlessly not even bothering to look up at her. Harry pulled out his massive co...
6 years ago 303 Words 3 Likes 959 Views -
He is too preoccupied
by Noobishtats
Chapter 7 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
Romlida could never in her whole life remember being in this much of a panic she felt like her thoughts were stuttering. It worked, well something worked. Because Harry certainly seemed like he wanted her more than anything else in the world its just that he wanted her to be his...
6 years ago 871 Words 0 Likes 1,197 Views -
Harry bloody Potter
by Noobishtats
Chapter 6 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
She came skipping down the steps and basically ran straight into Harry potters chest. She bounced back and jumped both from the scare he gave her and the fact that it was "him" and he was here in front of her right now. She was going to say hey and try to act calm and natural but...
6 years ago 331 Words 2 Likes 1,282 Views -
Neville Longbottom
by Noobishtats
Chapter 2 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
Neville was a loser, he had been the loser in his classes since the beggining and it was destroying him. He lacked the spine to stand up for himself but something had happened over the summer break and he no longer wanted the status quo to continue. In his grandmas extensive magi...
6 years ago 229 Words 3 Likes 1,398 Views -
How to dose the chosen one?
by Noobishtats
Chapter 5 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
It was 2 weeks after her stroke of luck in finding that strange and wonderful room and the potion that was going to change her life forever. She had obtained everything even the basilisk blood that had caused her worry and surprisingly everything went exactly to plan. Well maybe...
6 years ago 398 Words 1 Likes 1,326 Views -
Too intrigued to stop
by Noobishtats
Chapter 4 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
As Romilda looked over the notes she was encouraged by a number of things. First off outside of 1 ingredient these things were easily obtained. Second, there were a large number of reviews and other notes under the potion so she wouldnt be the first to try it and finally all of t...
6 years ago 463 Words 2 Likes 1,508 Views -
Potion of Storybook Romance
by Noobishtats
Chapter 3 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
The implications of what she was holding started to dawn on the dark haired vixen and she found herself panting while reading. "Potion of Storybook Romance" I wish she thought to herself, as visions of Harry defeating you-know-who and snogging Romilda in front of everyone filled...
6 years ago 325 Words 2 Likes 1,957 Views -
Romilda Vane
by Noobishtats
Chapter 2 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
Romilda found her way into the room of requirement without exactly knowing what it was. She had been focusing on Harry Potter and how unfair it was that he only had eyes for Ginny. That dumb slut probably gave him handjobs every break, he had to spend a lot of time there because...
6 years ago 266 Words 3 Likes 2,596 Views -
Introduction
by Noobishtats
Chapter 1 in Fun with Potions at Hogwarts
The Witches and Wizards at Hogwarts sometimes got themselves into mischief with the help of the almost limitless suppy of potions hormones and bad ideas.
6 years ago 25 Words 6 Likes 6,187 Views -
Potion of Storybook Romance
by Noobishtats
Chapter 4 in Hogwarts Hookups
The implications of what she was holding started to dawn on the dark haired vixen and she found herself panting while reading. "Potion of Storybook Romance" I wish she thought to herself, as visions of Harry defeating you-know-who and snogging Romilda in front of everyone filled...
6 years ago 325 Words 6 Likes 1,443 Views
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