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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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I usually play videogames or watch anime. Don't really go out much.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Anything, really.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Cock, prick, knob, anything that sounds "oomph".
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Pussy, cunt, rose.
- I write erotica because
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It opens up a myriad of character writing possibilities, alongside many other story related subjects. It's also cathartic for other reasons.
- In conclusion, I am
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Strange.
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He stands his ground.
by McPokerface
Chapter 11 in A Series of Love.
"No. I'm not gonna fuckin' sit here and pretend that nothing is happening, when you mess with my friend." Barry scoffed. "Your friend, eh? Far as I knew, you're the only friend that this lanky bastard has. You sure you wanna get beat up over this asshole?" "Who the fuck says I...
8 years ago 326 Words 1 Likes 275 Views -
He is.
by McPokerface
Chapter 10 in A Series of Love.
Why was he doing this? This was completely unlike him! And yet, he'd stood up. And he could feel her smile. And he could feel his heart growing steady, even as pairs of eyes focused on him across the room. It felt exhilarating. And any fear in his soul was swept under the rug,...
8 years ago 181 Words 1 Likes 346 Views -
Marty. And he's in trouble.
by McPokerface
Chapter 9 in A Series of Love.
Marty was Emil's best friend. His only friend, actually. Or well, not anymore. He was a rather nerdy kid. Short, lanky, of pale skin and tired eyes. He always seemed to be underslept, despite the fact that he was often so energetic and overly-excitable. Messy brown curls on his...
8 years ago 465 Words 1 Likes 371 Views -
Definitely.
by McPokerface
Chapter 8 in A Series of Love.
He took her hand, and grinned. She returned the grin full-heartedly, and finally looked towards the front of the room. Seems the teacher was just arriving, one known as Vabash. It was their first class of the day, none other than good ole' Science. One of his favorite classes, if...
8 years ago 439 Words 1 Likes 407 Views -
Amaia, by the skin of her teeth.
by McPokerface
Chapter 7 in A Series of Love.
"Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!" Ylva threw out yet another string of highly worded expletives as her characters' head was cut off in a shower of blood. She whined as the victory screen enveloped, looking at Amaia and whimpering. "That was bullshit!" Amaia merely grinned. "Don't matter, st...
8 years ago 93 Words 2 Likes 294 Views -
They play games.
by McPokerface
Chapter 6 in A Series of Love.
Mostly unlike her best friend, Ylva was actually a bit of a gamer. Not that much, mind you. She didn't spend every minute playing. She enjoyed good games, hard games, but she preferred to run or spar. That being said, she loved one single thing: Fighting games. She could neve...
8 years ago 291 Words 1 Likes 404 Views -
Hang out and play.
by McPokerface
Chapter 5 in A Series of Love.
Yeah, a few rounds of random-ass games would be nice. She quickly texted her friend, a simple message, no bullshit. _"Hey, Maia! I'm bored as fuck over here. Wanna come over, fuck around for a while?"_ She took a deep breath. Her heart was racing, bursting out of her chest lik...
8 years ago 221 Words 1 Likes 416 Views -
Yes, and too close.
by McPokerface
Chapter 6 in A Series of Love.
"If thy insists, my lord." "Why, I do not mind, my dear!" And then, she sat down. Two inches away from him, setting her bag up on her table. For a moment, his breath hitched. She was close, too close. No one ever got that close. She pulled her notebooks out of the dark port-fol...
8 years ago 340 Words 1 Likes 500 Views -
Yes
by McPokerface
Chapter 7 in A Series of Love.
Emil hesitated for only a moment, and then, he did it. Leaning in, he brushed the raven locks from her eyes, and kissed her. Although, not in the mouth. He kissed her cheeks, near the corners of her now-upturned lips. As her hazel eyes opened to look at him, he smiled back. "Em...
8 years ago 121 Words 1 Likes 455 Views -
Yes.
by McPokerface
Chapter 4 in A Series of Love.
Definitely. Absolutely. She reached for her phone far too quickly, and began to text Amaia. However, she hit a brick wall right there. What was she supposed to text? It was a day off... Saturday. However, what if Amaia had plans? What if there wasn't anything to do? What if s...
8 years ago 104 Words 1 Likes 425 Views -
"I don't like them."
by McPokerface
Chapter 5 in A Series of Love.
She smiled. He blinked. He'd answered immediately, without a second thought. Looking around himself, he was suddenly deep into an introspective of his self, caused by a random (And attractive- to him, at least-) girl. He looked at her again, and that smile seemed to light him u...
8 years ago 205 Words 1 Likes 472 Views -
Perhaps, at school.
by McPokerface
Chapter 3 in A Series of Love.
Emil's morning was rather dull, to be honest. He didn't do anything that he didn't usually partake in. He got up, took a shower, ate breakfast, said hello to his parents, and then went off to school. It was his senior year, at a highschool that he didn't mind, with peers he didn...
8 years ago 188 Words 1 Likes 507 Views -
No Way...
by McPokerface
Chapter 3 in A Series of Love.
No... Impossible. Who could love someone so... weird? As strange as her? She wasn't the right person for Amaia. She deserved someone so much better... Not someone like her. Ylva sighed, burying her head into her pillow, closing her eyes and feeling the locks of red hair tickle...
8 years ago 164 Words 1 Likes 440 Views -
Lock it Away
by McPokerface
Chapter 5 in A Series of Love.
Just like she always has. Lock it down, keep it down, far into the darkest, deepest trenches of her mind. Keep it down tight so it won't get away, so it won't break out, so it won't ruin everything for Ylva or her. It's what she'd been doing for so long. So, what difference wou...
8 years ago 193 Words 1 Likes 339 Views -
A Person.
by McPokerface
Chapter 4 in A Series of Love.
That's what it was. And that was walking towards him, at a brisk pace. That was also... Strangely pretty. Well, to him at least. Long legs, wrapped in a mix of blue denim shorts and striped red and black leggings, topped by flared hips that were noticed even if you were blind...
8 years ago 265 Words 1 Likes 493 Views -
Yes, yes she did.
by McPokerface
Chapter 4 in A Series of Love.
Deeply. Although perhaps, she loved her friend more than just that. After all, who else had been there for her when she needed it the most? Who else had stood alongside her through trial and error, through battles and barricades? Who else had banged their heads against the brick...
8 years ago 228 Words 1 Likes 443 Views -
Amaia Skyes, The Trapped Bird
by McPokerface
Chapter 3 in A Series of Love.
Amaia was a lovely girl. She was rather petite, with a lively face and a beaming smile. Her lips were full and bright, her cheeks rosy and plump, and her eyes blue as the clear sky. Her hair and skin were both of an almost snow white, and complimented her greatly. She also happ...
8 years ago 190 Words 1 Likes 429 Views -
Ylva Arwen, The Hopeless Valkyrie.
by McPokerface
Chapter 2 in A Series of Love.
Ylva was a very beautiful girl. She was tall, thin, with flared hips and a perky bust. Her face was rounded, her cheeks rosy and pelted in freckles. Her eyes were of a vibrant emerald, and her hair was a flare of red and orange, intermingling into quite the sight. She was also...
8 years ago 297 Words 1 Likes 654 Views -
Emil Marlot, The Awkward Teen.
by McPokerface
Chapter 2 in A Series of Love.
Emil had always been a weird lad. A strange person who rarely got close to others due to the differences he had with your everyday Average Joe. He was not very handsome, nor exceptionally ugly. He wasn't fat, and he wasn't skinny either. He had an average build, with an average...
8 years ago 389 Words 1 Likes 711 Views -
Introduction
by McPokerface
Chapter 1 in A Series of Love.
We've all had our own little love stories. Our first kiss. Our first date. Our first time. What was your first love like? And, was it... Special? Awkward? Perfect? Or... did it go awry? Perhaps, you wanted it to go in a different way? Or perhaps, you've never felt love, only l...
8 years ago 229 Words 1 Likes 2,512 Views
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