Maxwelzal

Really Experienced

Maxwelzal was last seen:: In another dimension

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: April 1, 1905

Location:: A basement... Save me...

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: contemplate the insignificance of my existence and cry about it.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: read? ... What is this "read"? ... What am I doing here? ... Who am I?

My favorite word for "penis" is: The Sword of Divine Destruction

My favorite word for "vagina" is: ...Vagina...

I write erotica because: I find it a fantastic waste of time!

In conclusion, I am: a good and wholesome person with strong family values.