MausAss

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MausAss was last seen:: 3 days ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: March 2, 1914

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: read erotica.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: about huge caterpillars that are trying to take over the world.

My favorite word for "penis" is: cock

My favorite word for "vagina" is: pussy

I write erotica because: it's a way for me to deal with my fear of huge catterpillars that are trying to take over the world.

In conclusion, I am: scared of huge caterpillars that are trying to take over the world.