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Face to Face
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 15 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
While still fingering the petite, pale woman, the Outlander stood up and backed her against the bar, then leaned in and kissed her lustily. She moaned into his kiss and leaned back until she was half laying atop the smooth wood of the bartop, the serving droid barely able to scoo...
7 years ago 533 Words 3 Likes 615 Views -
Back to the Party
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 14 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
After a quick shower and redressing, The Outlander returned to the party, which had gone on unabated without him. The dancers were entertaining each other as well as his few male guests, so he took a drink from a serving droid passing by and looked through the crowd. He spotted K...
7 years ago 608 Words 3 Likes 653 Views -
A Noble Fucking
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 13 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
The bedroom was indeed unoccupied. It looked to be a guest room, with a wardrobe, dresser, nightstand, and large low bed against the wall. The Alderaanian princess was holding his hand as she walked to the bed, running her other hand over the covers. "Alderaanian cotton, 700 thre...
8 years ago 1,332 Words 5 Likes 878 Views -
A Royal Party Girl
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 12 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
Looking around, the Outlander found an alcove where a young woman was holding a drink and dancing by herself. She was wearing a close-fitting white dress with a bejeweled sash around her waist and draping her rounded hips. She wasn't wearing anything underneath the dress by the l...
8 years ago 550 Words 5 Likes 862 Views -
Party Time!
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 11 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
The Outlander stretched as he walked down the ramp from Gault's ship, a modified XS Stock light freighter. Droids began unloading the pallets of alcoholic beverages and containers of snack food they'd brought, and Gault was nearly bouncing with excitement as they got into the tur...
8 years ago 894 Words 4 Likes 810 Views -
To the bachelor party!
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 10 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
The next morning, the Outlander had showered and was sipping a hot mug of kaf while in his robe and slippers, when there was a knock on his door. "Come in," he said, sticking a slice of mealbread in the toaster. Much to his surprise, it was Gault who entered, and seemed disappoi...
8 years ago 451 Words 3 Likes 803 Views -
A nocturnal visitation
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 9 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
The Outlander slept alone, as he usually did. Even his lovers tended to sleep separately, though not for a lack of intimacy. It was sheer pragmatism - he snored like a bantha and tossed and turned at night, making him uncomfortable to try and sleep with. He'd also been told that...
8 years ago 785 Words 6 Likes 895 Views -
Another night in the wilds
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 10 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
It was nearly dark by the time they got back to camp, and the moon was already up by the time they finished eating and cleaning up. Senya went into the shelter first while the Outlander took care of the fire. He shed his armor and did a quick diagnostic to make sure all his gear...
8 years ago 629 Words 5 Likes 963 Views -
It wouldn't be a SWTOR quest if it wasn't drawn out
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 9 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
The wilderness on Odessen is quite pleasant, a temperate forest and hills, without the Killik hives in comparable areas of Alderaan. The Outlander had delved into a hive as part of a mission once, and wanted never to do so again. Pushing back the memories of glittering chitin and...
8 years ago 849 Words 4 Likes 972 Views -
Go exploring
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 8 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
After eating breakfast and cleaning up, The Outlander and Senya decided to go exploring the area some more. Much of Odessen was still unoccupied wilderness and few had made forays beyond the areas the base was using. The -users and Valkorian had said the planet had a unique...
8 years ago 913 Words 4 Likes 1,038 Views -
Campfire Songs
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 7 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
After they'd both dried off and dressed, the Outlander prepared breakfast. He got the fire going, then checked over their supplies. Senya had planned to be out in the woods for a while and had plenty of foodstuffs available to use. The Outlander made his choices and took a hefty...
8 years ago 1,162 Words 3 Likes 1,123 Views -
A Nice Cool Shower To Wake Up
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 6 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
The Outlander was awakened by a beeping comlink and the realization he was alone in the shelter. He looked around for Senya and didn't see her right away, but noticed most of her gear was still there. He decided to answer his commlink. "You didn't come back last night, Commander...
8 years ago 1,121 Words 4 Likes 1,160 Views -
A good start to the day
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 11 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
The Outlander woke up alone as his alarm buzzed, and he looked around for Vette. Her clothes remained where she'd left them, so he pulled on a bathrobe, got up, and gathered them into a loose pile on his table, then started the caf-maker to make a fresh pot. He saw that his bathr...
8 years ago 801 Words 3 Likes 874 Views -
Fierfeking right he is.
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 10 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
The Outlander got into the large bed, the mattress firm under them, and laid on his side next to Vette. She was still idly caressing her lower belly with one hand, and he rested his hand on hers. She smiled, then guided his hand further down, sliding over the smooth blue flesh of...
8 years ago 734 Words 2 Likes 1,026 Views -
Care and Maintenance of your Vette
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 9 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
Once they'd both caught their breath, Vette slowly raised her hips to allow the Outlander's softening cock to slip out of her, and she reluctantly got off of him. "Mmm, I think that's half-time," she said, referring to the game they'd watched earlier. She groaned and rubbed her l...
8 years ago 742 Words 3 Likes 1,085 Views -
Taking your Vette for a ride
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 8 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
It didn't take long for the pretty young Twi'lek girl to have the Outlander hard again, her dark blue lipstick smeared on his thick manhood. Once satisfied that he was ready for more, Vette stood up, and began to sway to a sensual beat she was humming. She kept humming and singin...
8 years ago 627 Words 2 Likes 1,208 Views -
Revving up your Vette
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 7 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
Vette and the Outlander had made their way to his quarters swiftly, anticipation driving them on, and as soon as the door was shut behind them, Vette jumped into his arms. She kissed him passionately, her arms and legs around his torso, and he blindly carried her towards the larg...
8 years ago 724 Words 3 Likes 1,217 Views -
Zakuulan royalty, perhaps?
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 7 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
"You're the defacto Emperor of Zakuul now. What better way to cement that than by aligning with their royal family?" Lana suggested. "You can't mean Senya," the Outlander said. "Consort of Valkorian, Knight of Zakuul, and mother of the last two emperors. It might give them a se...
8 years ago 402 Words 3 Likes 1,325 Views -
Those nerf-herding Frog-Dogs
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 6 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
Baron Deathmark's shouts of outrage over the Frog-Dog player kicking the ball - a taboo in Huttball, as Hutts don't have feet - blared over the speakers in the alcove off the main floor of the cantina. Vette giggled in delight. "Some people find him annoying, but I think Baron De...
8 years ago 551 Words 2 Likes 1,173 Views -
Quid Pro Quo
by Lyingbastard
Chapter 5 in Star Wars The Old Republic:The Eternal Harem
The Outlander smiled put his hand in the small of her back. "I'm guessing you don't mean another bottle of brandy." Hylo snuggled in. "Something just as sweet, with a lot more kick," she said. "I wouldn't mind a taste," the Outlander said. The Mirialan woman leaned in and kiss...
8 years ago 355 Words 3 Likes 1,210 Views
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