KillerUmbrella

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Masturbating

by KillerUmbrella

Chapter 3 in Hollywood Happy Endings

"Hello Ms. Perry, I'm David Trapper and I'm from ..." David broke off mid-spiel as he fully realized what his famous client was doing. "Thank fucking god you're here," panted a completely naked Katy Perry from her couch. She had her legs splayed open on a table in fron...

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Katy Perry

by KillerUmbrella

Chapter 2 in Hollywood Happy Endings

It was one of those great coincidences of life. Just the day before David and his friend Matt were talking about which singing superstar they would love to bang the most. Matt's answer had been a no brainer, as he had the biggest lust crush on Carrie Underwood from the moment she...

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In the Sitting Room

by KillerUmbrella

Chapter 3 in Hollywood Happy Endings

"You can set up in the sitting room," answered Scarlett, shutting the door behind her. "Follow me," she said as she passed David, leading him through her house. David did as he was told and followed Scarlett down the hallway, taking in the impressive size of Scarlett's amazi...

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Scarlett Johansson

by KillerUmbrella

Chapter 2 in Hollywood Happy Endings

David had to resist pinching himself again. He just couldn’t believe this was happening. He was walking up to Scarlett Johansson’s front door, about to enter her house and give her a massage. His dream was about to come true. In all honesty, David hadn’t cared if his fi...

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Introduction

by KillerUmbrella

Chapter 1 in Hollywood Happy Endings

David Trapper turned his car off with a resigned sigh. He wished that he had called in sick today, just to get one day free from the disgusting monotony, but he needed the money badly. Rent was due in two weeks and he needed every dollar, so he sucked it up and made his way to wo...

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