John Noman

Offer to help her search for one

by John Noman

Chapter 4 in Smutty Sex Romp

"I'll help you search for one," you say. "Hmm... Okay," Brenda says. "I'll be waiting for you at Bradworth Museum. I'll be hiding in a mummy case in the Egyptian wing. Don't keep me waiting too long or I'll be very upset with you. Understand?" "Of course," you say. Brenda hang...

Lie and say you have one of those in your apartment

by John Noman

Chapter 4 in Smutty Sex Romp

"Bullshit," Brenda says. "I'm gonna come over there and when I don't find the Maltese Dildo, I'm gonna stuff a lit firecracker up your ass." She hangs up. You wonder if she's serious.

Check the mousetrap behind your washing machine

by John Noman

Chapter 4 in Smutty Sex Romp

You check the mousetrap you planted behind your washing machine. This must be your lucky day, because there's a live mouse caught by the tail struggling to free itself. It looks up at you and squeaks pitifully.

Go to the pet store

by John Noman

Chapter 4 in Smutty Sex Romp

You hop in your car and drive over to the local pet store. It's a small shop, but it has all sorts of animals available. A pretty young salesgirl is sitting behind the counter.

Just go for simple ol' sex

by John Noman

Chapter 4 in Smutty Sex Romp

You fling your clothes off in record time. Your prick feels drawn to Nina's snatch like a pussy-seeking missile. You charge at her, intent on simply ramming it into her. Nina grabs your penis before you can hit your target. "Not so fast," she says. "I gotta dominate you a bit b...

Make her give you head

by John Noman

Chapter 4 in Smutty Sex Romp

Nina grabs the 10"er off the shelf, but then you say, "Wait, I could use some preparation first." She smiles at you, and still holding the toy, strips you naked and kneels in front of you, quickly sucking your cock into her mouth. Then she sucks on your balls, scooping her dribb...

Let her fuck you with the dildo first

by John Noman

Chapter 4 in Smutty Sex Romp

After letting Nina into your bedroom, you glance up at Mr. 10" on the shelf and remember the last time it probed your bowels. The huge smile on Nina's face quickly becomes a lustful, lip biting one as she mercilessly pummels your tight and under-worked orifice. Just as she is get...

Go into The Trailer Park, a dirt cheap brothel?

by John Noman

Chapter 6 in Smutty Sex Romp

Go into one of the smaller establishments where you can get fucked cheap and simple?

by John Noman

Chapter 6 in Smutty Sex Romp

Decide to go into LeRonte, the only 'classy' place to be found?

by John Noman

Chapter 6 in Smutty Sex Romp

Consider yourself the winner and drive onward to the Red Light District

by John Noman

Chapter 5 in Smutty Sex Romp

Feeling smug and superior, you continue on your way into the Red Light District, your home away from home. You do a circuit of the roads, refreshing the list of establishments in your mind before you pick one.

Go into one of the smaller establishments where you can get fucked cheap and simple?

by John Noman

Chapter 6 in Smutty Sex Romp

Go into The Trailer Park, a dirt cheap brothel?

by John Noman

Chapter 6 in Smutty Sex Romp

Continue on your way to the Red Light District

by John Noman

Chapter 5 in Smutty Sex Romp

Feeling smug and superior, you continue on your way into the Red Light District, your home away from home. You do a circuit of the roads, refreshing the list of establishments in your mind before you pick one. Realistically, you will need to pay for that front damage some day, s...

Don't care and instead turn the nerdette over for one more banging

by John Noman

Chapter 10 in Smutty Sex Romp

"What? Didn't you... oomph!" You silence the nerdette by smothering her mouth with yours. The excitement of not knowing where you are heading makes you stiff as a pole again, and as luck would have it, a bump in the road helps you spear the nerdette to the hilt in one great thru...

No one. You can fuck this nerdette all day and she'll have no way to get away from you

by John Noman

Chapter 9 in Smutty Sex Romp

"That won't get us out... ooh!" says the nerdette as you take one nipple in your mouth. She tastes great and you try to suck her entire breast into your mouth. She renews her efforts to get free, but in the confined space her efforts are doomed. Soon your hard cock finds her sna...

Keep banging the nerdette in her trunk

by John Noman

Chapter 8 in Smutty Sex Romp

You give yourself and the nerdette a moment to recuperate after that fantastic fuck, then you go to work fucking her even more furiously than before. Her car's suspension creaks as you try to fuck her through the floor of the trunk. The nerdette gives as good as she's getting, hu...

Leave the dazed nerdette and hunt for more pussy elsewhere

by John Noman

Chapter 9 in Smutty Sex Romp

You silently congratulate yourself on a job well done and a pussy well fucked as you return to your car. It was worth getting a dent in your fender to get your dick in that snatch! As you drive away, you consider that there are more pussies out there waiting for you to fuck them....

Pop your pecker out of the nerdette and get out of the trunk

by John Noman

Chapter 8 in Smutty Sex Romp

You ease your pecker out of her well-fucked snatch and tuck it back in your pants. It takes a bit of effort to get yourself out of the trunk, but you manage it, and you're gentlemanly enough to give the nerdette a hand getting out afterwards. She smiles dazedly at you before clos...

Climb into the trunk with the nerdette

by John Noman

Chapter 7 in Smutty Sex Romp

You climb into the cramped space and put your arms around the nerdette. She tries in vain to squirm out from under you. "You drove me off the road!" she says. "And now you think you get to fuck me? In my trunk? Are you crazy?" Instead of answering her with words, you press your...