Jacquesthepervmagician

Virgin

Jacquesthepervmagician was last seen:: A while ago

Gender:: Male

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Practice dick magic, drink alcohol, look at breasts, hit on moms, etc.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Same as above really.

My favorite word for "penis" is: Throbulator

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Warm Mitten

I write erotica because: Why the fuck not

In conclusion, I am: The best damn magician you will ever see. Also a prick. Yeah, that.