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He's not waking up in the same body...
by I-am-weirdo
Chapter 5 in Kinky Magics
After reading the description of what this app could really do, you grin. You suddenly remember that if he fell asleep masturbating, there was probably still porn open on his computer. You go over to his computer, and end up frustrated after the 5th attempt guessing his password....
5 years ago 630 Words 7 Likes 1,489 Views -
Karl
by I-am-weirdo
Chapter 4 in Kinky Magics
You initially think of your step-father Greg, but then remember that despite the fact he does accounting from home, he got sent on "Business trip" to Hawaii, a thinly veiled vacation set up by his uncle, the CEO of the company he worked for, allowing him to basically slack off mo...
5 years ago 442 Words 5 Likes 1,638 Views -
Introduction
by I-am-weirdo
Chapter 1 in Kinky Magics
There aren't many rules I have for writing in this. However there are a few I can think of that might reduce the quality of what I'd want to see. 1. Write at least a few paragraphs per chapter. 2. Don't post anything if you can't Capitalize or use punctuation. 3. No diaper stuff...
5 years ago 58 Words 1 Likes 4,990 Views -
Charlotte (F), A magical app
by I-am-weirdo
Chapter 2 in Kinky Magics
You are a girl named Charlotte. A rather average girl, without many curves to speak of, you always had average grades right up to your recent graduation, you have brown hair, brown eyes, yada yada yada. You are the definition of average. But, it's never really bothered you, since...
5 years ago 416 Words 4 Likes 2,294 Views -
Of course I do!
by I-am-weirdo
Chapter 3 in Kinky Magics
You immediately click on the ad, which takes you to a website very contrary to the flashy ad that just played. It's a black page with one blue link. "Click to Download." It's very lackluster by comparison, and you decide that regardless if this is a scam or not, it's better than...
5 years ago 176 Words 2 Likes 1,859 Views -
Teach, naturally. (11 Changes)
by I-am-weirdo
Chapter 7 in Ǝvolve
You take a picture of Professor Horta, and punch 11 into the randomizer. You watch as the changes begin. The front of her suit begins to stretch, and you see her nipples poking through her bra, and getting larger. As the womanly mounds continue to grow, you hear the sound the sou...
5 years ago 1,556 Words 26 Likes 6,018 Views -
There's some time for both, right?
by I-am-weirdo
Chapter 6 in Ǝvolve
You take a moment to decide, and after seeing your sweet new meat dribbling, you can't hold yourself back any longer. You start going to work. And honestly, it isn't as good as you'd expect. You'd once seen on a reddit comment that sucking your own dick felt more like sucking a d...
5 years ago 226 Words 20 Likes 6,468 Views -
You give yourself 3 changes
by I-am-weirdo
Chapter 5 in Ǝvolve
You keep yourself set as the target, and pick 3 for the number of changes. You hit the [Randomize] button. The screen spins a rainbow wheel covered in question marks in circles before it stops with three arrows pointing to segments of the circles. [Enjoy your changes!] Wait. Wh...
5 years ago 473 Words 28 Likes 8,908 Views -
Think things through
by I-am-weirdo
Chapter 4 in Ǝvolve
You're rather undecided, so you decide to browse the app a bit and think things through. You COULD immediately make everyone in the class super hot. It's an option. But who knows how this thing works? I don't want to mess up some body else's life without them even knowing it. So,...
5 years ago 204 Words 13 Likes 9,639 Views -
Try to tell her (alternate)
by I-am-weirdo
Chapter 8 in Ǝvolve
“Uh, Ma’am I think you...” You start trying to explain but she seems unwilling to accept your help and cuts you off before you can tell her. You look at yourself. Everything seems in order. Shirt ripped wide open, without a bra, because you were feeling daring today. I-cup titti...
5 years ago 279 Words 19 Likes 5,241 Views -
"Nevermind, I'm fine."
by I-am-weirdo
Chapter 2 in Programming Paradise
You realize that you haven't experimented with the interface much yet. After a little experimentation you find that you activate menus with voice commands. "Pause," you say. Time freezes around you. You try to move. Surprisingly, you can. You then think of something else. "Charac...
6 years ago 147 Words 29 Likes 2,990 Views
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