Hemingway

Virgin

Hemingway was last seen:: 4 years ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: -

Location:: The Moon

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: battle alien tarlons in Wisconsin.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: study the mating techniques of male goats.

My favorite word for "penis" is: a wompy biscuit.

My favorite word for "vagina" is: the great void of Cthulhu's sink drain.

I write erotica because: -

In conclusion, I am: -