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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Fantasy and on those rare occasions a romance novel
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Do I only get to pick just one?
- I write erotica because
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I find writing about it makes sex more interesting in person
- In conclusion, I am
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A preverted SOB
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Dry Land?
by Funguy123
Chapter 8 in The Triangle
Alex woke with a pounding in his head. He touched his scalp tenderly. When he pulled his hand away his fingers we're covered with blood. Stars danced in his sight as he pulled himself into a seated position. Alex was sitting on a sandy beach. The sound of waves crashing into the...
7 years ago 326 Words 9 Likes 641 Views -
Long and Hard
by Funguy123
Chapter 7 in The Triangle
Alex sat at the helm of his vessel feeling free as they cut through the waves. The sun was shining without a cloud in the sky. Three of the five lovely ladies were laying out sunbathing on the bow of the ship. Becky went back to sleep in the cabin and Danielle was sitting in the...
7 years ago 1,194 Words 5 Likes 764 Views -
Story Time
by Funguy123
Chapter 6 in The Triangle
"I feel like a pirate," Danielle said with a giggle. "Arrr, give me that booty," Alex said in his best pirate voice reaching for the wooden chest. "Wait don't open it yet!" Everyone turned to seeing Eve disappeare into the cabin. A few moments later she came out dragging Becky...
7 years ago 785 Words 6 Likes 753 Views -
Slurp and Awe
by Funguy123
Chapter 5 in The Triangle
Becky stood in front of him with hands on her hips. Her over sized double D breasts standing proud before him. She seductively slid her hands up her tight tummy rubbing around her light pink silver dollar areolas and pinched her hard nipples. "I didn't mean that stiring stick,"...
7 years ago 811 Words 8 Likes 1,043 Views -
Tap That
by Funguy123
Chapter 4 in The Triangle
The group of gorgeous ladies were having a blast in the water. They had been in the water for about 45 minutes when their first major visitor showed up. The ladies all acted like kids on Christmas morning when the curious sea turtle swam in for a closer look. He even allowed Dani...
7 years ago 1,112 Words 6 Likes 1,164 Views -
Pitchers of Sangria
by Funguy123
Chapter 3 in The Triangle
With the five extremely sexy women safely on-board, sharing a pitcher of sangria, captain Alex pulled away from the dock. He made the quick fifteen minute drive to their first destination. He began going over the basics of diving making sure all the ladies were comfortable with t...
7 years ago 952 Words 9 Likes 1,397 Views -
Meeting the Girls!
by Funguy123
Chapter 2 in The Triangle
Alex stepped out on the deck of his vessel freshly showered and shaved. He had put on the new shorts and sky blue polo he had purchased on his beer run earlier that morning. He had wanted to make sure he looked nice for the five lovely ladies that would be accompanying him for th...
7 years ago 780 Words 7 Likes 1,723 Views -
Introduction
by Funguy123
Chapter 1 in The Triangle
"Mr. Smith the bank has already been way more than understanding with your situation, however if we do not receive a minimum payment of $1,500 by Friday we will have no other option but to repo your boat." "Come on Mark. We've known each other for what ten years. I mean I went t...
7 years ago 824 Words 12 Likes 4,015 Views -
Something pops in
by Funguy123
Chapter 14 in Stacy's Mom
"Stacy we don't have to. We can wait," John said staying as still as he could be. He felt her gently roll her hips again with the head of his cock in her incredibly tight snach. He felt her slide down his length just a fraction of an inch. They both froze again. John could hear...
7 years ago 850 Words 27 Likes 2,785 Views -
Doing what's natural
by Funguy123
Chapter 13 in Stacy's Mom
John walked up behind Stacy and placed his hands on her hips. She stepped back into his embrace. He wrapped his arms around her and hugging her tightly. The water felt amazing pelting him from all angles. The top of Stacy's head bearly reached up to the middle of his chest. She r...
7 years ago 803 Words 14 Likes 2,831 Views -
Let's do this
by Funguy123
Chapter 12 in Stacy's Mom
John stood in front of the opening to Miss D's private bathroom. He had never been this far into her room. He looked in and spied Stacy silouet through the frosted glass doors of the extremely large shower. Damn, he thought to himself as he walked backwards and took a seat on Mis...
7 years ago 711 Words 20 Likes 2,806 Views -
Getting something wet
by Funguy123
Chapter 11 in Stacy's Mom
"I'm right here beautiful," John said as he leaned his head into the room. "Where did you disappear off to?" Stacy asked. "I. Um. I had to use the restroom," he lied still leaning into the room nervously fiddling with Miss D's bra and panties behind his back. Stacy looked at h...
7 years ago 919 Words 23 Likes 3,207 Views -
Happy Birthday
by Funguy123
Chapter 10 in Stacy's Mom
The second they were inside the pool house Stacy's mom released her grip oh John's engorged penis and sut and locked the door behind her. When she turned back towards John he noticed her hard nipples protruding from underneath the thin material of her sundress. He couldn't focus...
7 years ago 1,120 Words 25 Likes 3,649 Views -
Bad boy
by Funguy123
Chapter 9 in Stacy's Mom
"ssshhhhhhh," Desiree whispered in John's ear. "You've been a bad boy haven't you mister." John's eyes widened with realization. Here was the woman he had wanted ever since he had been 12 years old. He can't believe he was this stupid. Here he was naked, sleeping next to this go...
7 years ago 327 Words 22 Likes 3,829 Views -
Waking up John
by Funguy123
Chapter 8 in Stacy's Mom
Desiree Primrose stood with her back to the wall her body burning with a desire that was sadly unquinched. She leaned her head back into the room for the hundredth time. She kept replaying the events from 20 minutes ago over in her head. She knew what she wanted to do but wasn't...
7 years ago 298 Words 16 Likes 3,864 Views -
Miss D peaks in
by Funguy123
Chapter 7 in Stacy's Mom
"Are you sure you don't need me to fly out sis? It's really not that big of a deal I haven't even parked the car yet." "No Desiree, seriously I'm fine and besides your supposed to be out here in a few months for the reunion anyways," said Pam. Pam was Desiree Primrose's twin si...
7 years ago 1,001 Words 21 Likes 4,287 Views -
More....
by Funguy123
Chapter 7 in Stacy's Mom
"There's no way I'm leaving you here after what you just did for me," John said. "Lay back beautiful it's your turn" Stacy laid back on her soft bed her heart beating through her chest. John crouched down to his knees and slowly inched her tight yoga pants down past her ankles....
7 years ago 693 Words 13 Likes 2,716 Views -
Stacy sucks his cock
by Funguy123
Chapter 6 in Stacy's Mom
"Yes you can," John whispered. Stacy's hand was gently strocking his hard dick. "Say please," she teased. "Please Stacy, please" he pleaded. She leaned down and stuck her tounge out licking the underside of the head of his dick. "Please what," she said with a devilish smile....
7 years ago 304 Words 19 Likes 4,620 Views -
Next level
by Funguy123
Chapter 5 in Stacy's Mom
"you have no idea how bad I want you to Stacy," John said as he leaned back in for another kiss. God her lips tasted so good, John thought to himself. "Show me how bad you want me," Stacy said as she broke their kiss. She pushed away from him and he let her drop to the floor. H...
7 years ago 302 Words 15 Likes 4,352 Views -
Going upstairs
by Funguy123
Chapter 4 in Stacy's Mom
John couldn't get the image of Stacy's dripping wet pussy out of his mind. Before he knew what he was doing he was already halfway up the stairs. "I'd love to help you find something to try on," John stated as he made it to the top of the stairs. "I've already got an idea of wh...
7 years ago 232 Words 17 Likes 4,625 Views
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