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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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bathe in mashed potatoes.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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the Dictionary.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Pink Wobbler
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Vageenis
- I write erotica because
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i'm being held captive in a government facility and forced to.
- In conclusion, I am
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dying.
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Scene Crafter
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Reception Gold Earned Jan 28, 2020 -
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Reception Silver Earned Jan 23, 2020 -
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Received 25 likes on published chapters.
Reception Bronze Earned Jan 22, 2020 -
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Reception Starter Earned Jan 22, 2020 -
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Writing Starter Earned Jan 22, 2020
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