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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Play video games
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Comedic books
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Dong (mostly due to the meme)
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Cunt (There's not a lot of other appealing terms f
- I write erotica because
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I'm horny as fuck boiiii
- In conclusion, I am
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Lazy
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He finds the right dressing room
by DoctorPootis
Chapter 6 in Nerds Rule The World
He speed-walked through the backstage's halls, listening for any signs of life in there. It was quiet and every step he took echoed: that Samus must have been an early bird. Strange, she was already in full costume. Surely she didn't have that much work left to do for the contest...
1 week ago 472 Words 3 Likes 84 Views -
Distract the guard
by DoctorPootis
Chapter 5 in Nerds Rule The World
He thought of the most likely way to get the security guard away from this area. He had only one shot to convince her, and failure was not an option. Thinking of the most likely plan, he cleared his throat and adjusted his glasses and hair to look messy. Then, he fake-sprinted ov...
1 week ago 153 Words 2 Likes 84 Views -
Follow her
by DoctorPootis
Chapter 4 in Nerds Rule The World
Time seemed to slow down as Yuto thought about what to do. He was surrounded by gorgeous women and fellow nerds to make friends with, but he just couldn't get his mind off that Samus he had seen. He had to try to at least talk to her, see what she was like. Strutting around in a...
1 week ago 332 Words 3 Likes 107 Views -
Yuto, Attending AdultCon
by DoctorPootis
Chapter 2 in Nerds Rule The World
Yuto was a kid of Japanese descent. His father had come to the U.S., where his natural nerdy charms soon attracted a girlfriend while working for a car company. Growing up, Yuto had enjoyed a large variety of international entertainment, from Dragon Ball to Super Mario to Teenage...
2 weeks ago 599 Words 3 Likes 224 Views -
A Zero Suit Samus
by DoctorPootis
Chapter 3 in Nerds Rule The World
Yuto's eyes cannot stop ogling the crowd of women he sees. That is, until a streak of blue catches his attention. He focuses on it, standing on the tips of his toes as he takes her in. Her body is contained in a skintight spandex suit. Most of it is a light blue, though the arms...
2 weeks ago 235 Words 5 Likes 183 Views -
Introduction
by DoctorPootis
Chapter 1 in Nerds Rule The World
"You enter an inn for the day. It looks like you survived your second adventure, with new loot and new allies!" Dungeon Master Melvin exclaims, concluding today's Dungeons and Dragons session. The table erupts in a series of cheers as the two other boys and three girls celebrate,...
2 weeks ago 339 Words 10 Likes 801 Views -
Demand a titfuck
by DoctorPootis
Chapter 4 in Cartoon Slaves
You stare at her absolutely gorgeous body. No right male mind would ever resist it, unless they were homosexual, of course. You want to see your cum over every single inch of her body, but you had your limits. Where to start... Ah yes, of course. Her beautiful, enormous gravity d...
9 years ago 640 Words 22 Likes 7,858 Views -
Time to break my dick
by DoctorPootis
Chapter 2 in (Warning: Silly)
Suddenly out of nowhere King K Rool and Dongkey Kong who thiught he was a pirate said that it was time to break your dick. You agreed as DK performed his traditional BANANA SLAMMA on your painis. It hurt. But your dick was broken. Hooray.
9 years ago 45 Words 0 Likes 749 Views -
Cum inside her
by DoctorPootis
Chapter 6 in Hybrid: The furry project
(To the author of this story: why did you approve such a short chapter that basically added nothing? On accident?) She whines, wiggling her cute butt at you while also wagging her tail. "Please..." She begs. You enter your cock into her vagina, earning a satisfied moan from her...
9 years ago 275 Words 11 Likes 2,026 Views -
She's wearing a fetish maid outfit
by DoctorPootis
Chapter 13 in High stakes in Zatakia
Zoriah was dressed like a housemaid! But... a lot more impractical, to put it lightly. Her large, voluptuous breasts were nearly popping out of the low-cut top part of the frilly, black and white dress, being pushed up nicely. The skirt barely covered her crotch: a flap of a butt...
9 years ago 220 Words 6 Likes 1,175 Views -
He decides to stay
by DoctorPootis
Chapter 12 in High stakes in Zatakia
Callum sighed as he sheathed his sword. He thought for a few moments, seeing Zoriah bite her lip awaiting an answer. She expected him to run off and leave these girls to their doom. In reality, he could. But there was peace everywhere, so his warrior skills weren't needed in any...
9 years ago 304 Words 5 Likes 1,299 Views
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