Dire needs

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Dire needs was last seen:: 2 years ago

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: -

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: -

My favorite word for "penis" is: German Sledge

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Buttercup

I write erotica because: It fills the void in my life previously taken up by space travel.

In conclusion, I am: A small hermit, living under a bridge and subsisting off shoe laces.