About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- -
- Location
- Ganon's Sacred Realm
- Homepage
- -
Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
-
Read, play vidjah games, get outside
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
-
All sorts. I'm a word nerd haha
- My favorite word for "penis" is
-
Hyaah?
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
-
The Triforce
- I write erotica because
-
I have a story in my head, and I want to get it out.
- In conclusion, I am
-
A rootin' tootin' hooman being, lookin to use what he's got.
No recent activity
DeviantHylian69 has not done anything visible yet.
No stories yet
DeviantHylian69 has not published any stories.
No contributed stories yet
DeviantHylian69 has not added chapters to other authors' stories yet.
-
Crime Scene: Scene of the Crime
Chapter 25 in Blowjob Universe
"...I'm just saying, Guzzle, a little lip-locking with Choco-Tits might do you some good!" You say, a sleazy smile on your face. "You are such a creep," Maxine sneers, her hand running over Frelling's taut stomach. The dark-skinned agent shifts closer and purrs, "Even so, Offic...
1 year ago 1,367 Words 20 Likes 979 Views -
Meanwhile, in the city...
Chapter 24 in Blowjob Universe
The night was dark and full of promise. He walked down the alleyway, boots clomping along the street, footsteps echoing off the bricks of nearby buildings. He barely saw the dumpster on the corner, hardly heard the drone of traffic off the nearby highway. The smell of days old ga...
1 year ago 638 Words 7 Likes 814 Views -
Action Report!
Chapter 23 in Blowjob Universe
You take a moment to survey the damage. Sprinkles is groggily sitting up, face smeared with spit and makeup. Checking over your shoulder, Licorice has propped herself against the warehouse, wincing with the slightest movement. Ya done good, son! You look to Sprinkles and your a...
4 years ago 1,323 Words 28 Likes 1,417 Views -
Plot-Fuck
Chapter 22 in Blowjob Universe
"No sir," she says, biting her lip as she pumps her tits. Fuck, this place is awesome! "Good," you say, beginning a slow counterpoint to her movements. She pumps down, you ram up. She slides up, you jerk down. For a moment you forget what you were going to say; doing two whole...
4 years ago 754 Words 27 Likes 1,583 Views -
Reluctantly
Chapter 21 in Blowjob Universe
You walk over to the kneeling girl, your dick half hard and bouncing with each step. She leans back, her hands shifting behind herself, eyes locked on your hole-breaker, entranced. The harsh lights on the warehouse illuminate one half of her face, casting the other in deep shadow...
4 years ago 663 Words 23 Likes 1,689 Views -
"I Volunteer as Tribute!"
Chapter 20 in Blowjob Universe
Sprinkles whimpers and looks between you and her goth-bitch sister. Her hands are absent-mindedly caressing her fat tits, and little moans keep escaping her as she watches you work. You watch her watching you, and give her a languid smile, driving yourself slowly but forcefully i...
4 years ago 343 Words 26 Likes 1,709 Views -
No, no she does not
Chapter 19 in Blowjob Universe
You holster one of your water guns and spin Licorice around, pushing her up against the side of the warehouse. She grunts as you flip up her skirt, her hands and face pressed against the cool metal siding while you palm and squeeze her ass. She doesn't have a voluptuous booty lik...
4 years ago 816 Words 28 Likes 1,720 Views -
Police Brutality
Chapter 18 in Blowjob Universe
"Your sister, huh?" you say, stepping out of the car. Glancing around, you take in your surroundings. There are a number of warehouses and shipping containers stretching out into the night, vague shapes bulking in the darkness. There is a sharp smell of salt water in the air, hid...
6 years ago 2,069 Words 42 Likes 3,440 Views -
The Docks
Chapter 17 in Blowjob Universe
You sit there, cock dripping, doing a quick inventory of all your parts and bits. Physically, you feel great; the receding waves of powerful orgasm, coupled with your Blowjob Heaven constitution, means the crash didn't hurt at all. Emotionally, you feel even better: abusing K.U.N...
6 years ago 932 Words 29 Likes 2,912 Views -
Cucked by a Clone
Chapter 16 in Blowjob Universe
You thread your fingers through "Officer" K.U.N.T.'s new hair, admiring the silkiness in a kind of dumb fascination. Then your hands clench, and you begin to jab your cock into her mouth ruthlessly, watching her face turn red as she gags and splutters around you, the police hat n...
6 years ago 779 Words 25 Likes 2,835 Views -
A little bit of Option A, thanks to a little bit of Option B
Chapter 15 in Blowjob Universe
"Ok, K.U.N.T., show me what you can do," you say, sinking back into your seat. You're a little nervous about this, but what's the point of living in your own Blowjob Universe if you're _not_ gonna stick your dick where you normally wouldn't be able to? Able Master would be proud....
6 years ago 2,006 Words 28 Likes 2,538 Views -
The K.U.N.T.
Chapter 14 in Blowjob Universe
"-I just can't believe you'd call a car that, Guzzle," you drone on. "I mean, it's one thing to call a female a cunt, slut, fucktoy, whatever, but a _car_? Especially one this magnifike...this gorgeiful...this _rad_? Totally uncalled for! Now, you're my partner, ok, but you're al...
6 years ago 1,603 Words 25 Likes 2,558 Views -
Patrolin' the Streets in a Sweet Ride
Chapter 13 in Blowjob Universe
"Alright, we're gonna go catch us some bad guys, right, Officer Guzzle?" you ask, dropping your voice an octave as you march through the precinct, dick bouncing with each step. You're a grizzled cop now, and you gotta sound like a man who's seen too much irredeemable trash in the...
6 years ago 1,052 Words 29 Likes 2,426 Views -
Being a Beat(Off) Cop
Chapter 12 in Blowjob Universe
The three women stare at you expectantly, the Chief bemused, the half-naked Agent stonefaced, and the bitchy stripper cop smirking, her eyes covered by some bitchin sunglasses. You scratch your balls and glare at her. You're actually kind of jealous of how cool those shades look,...
6 years ago 704 Words 27 Likes 3,213 Views
No chapters yet
DeviantHylian69 has not published any chapters.
No awards yet
DeviantHylian69 has not earned any awards.