Derpdemonlord
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Read erotics
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Play D&D
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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N/A
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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N/A
- I write erotica because
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Why the Fuck not?
- In conclusion, I am
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A Piece of Shit.
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I run for the far door! by Derpdemonlord
Chapter 3 in House of Whorers
I'm not sure I can squeeze through the doggy door... So instead, I decide to dash for the far door. I explode out of my chair, running as fast as I can as I hear the ogre shout behind me. Heavy, pounding footsteps sounded behind me as he tried to catch up. Luckily, they sounded m...
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Left by Derpdemonlord
Chapter 2 in House of Whorers
I decided that the upstairs might be where the tall man was, and he frankly spooked me a lot. Instead, I made my way to the door on the left. I pressed my ear against it, and heard the sounds of pots and pans rattling in what must be a kitchen. Excitement overcame me for a moment...
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I dash for the doggy door! by Derpdemonlord
Chapter 3 in House of Whorers
It has to be the right call. It's closer, after all, right? This thing could be fast as a cheetah, meaning I need to seek the closest safe space possible. I shot up from the chair, slowed slightly from the delicious food I had devoured with such enthusiasm, and made my way to the...
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I resist his charm! by Derpdemonlord
Chapter 3 in House of Whorers
He was _so_ handsome, and charming, and... His dick was _huge_! But this had to be the incubus. Of all of the monsters, did I want to let the incubus fuck me? The tall man said he'd take my soul... That wasn't good. No! I would resist him. Sure, he was charming, but he wasn't goi...
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I don't want to... by Derpdemonlord
Chapter 3 in House of Whorers
Fuck it! What is a soul, anyways? Not important to me, that's for sure. "Baby... It's all yours. Do what you want with me. Just make me yours!" I gasped. His grin turned sadistic, and his body grew slightly larger and more powerful. "Wha-?" I thought, but my independent thought s...
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Upstairs by Derpdemonlord
Chapter 2 in House of Whorers
I decided that upstairs was the best bet. Maybe it led to his room, and I could just go to bed for the night? Probably wishful thinking, but I climbed the many decorated stairs nonetheless. The door was large and elaborate, and looked heavy. I gulped as I pushed it open to find a...
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Introduction by Derpdemonlord
Chapter 1 in House of Whorers
"Piece of shit!" I screamed, slamming my hands against the wheel. Smoke billowed from beneath my hood, and I knew nothing about fixing cars. This was supposed to be a great day... Instead, I was breaking down in the middle of nowhere in the middle of a damned blizzard. What a fuc...
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Go by Derpdemonlord
Chapter 2 in Insemination Horror Story
"Fuck you, you psycho! I'm out of here," I announce boldly. I turn on my heel and walk out of the house. I didn't know how I'd survive - the car was dead, after all - but I would _not_ play his stupid game. Spoiler: I didn't make it, but I avoided getting pregnant!
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Demon's Room by Derpdemonlord
Chapter 5 in Insemination Horror Story
I motioned silently for the girls to follow me as I ran quickly for the demon's room. I thought that, perhaps, we could go back through its room and back to the entrance to gather our wits again for a minute. No such luck. The werewolf bounded atop me again, just out of reach of...
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Outrun him. by Derpdemonlord
Chapter 4 in Insemination Horror Story
Gulping hard, I charged towards the door, praying I would make it on time. Time seemed to freeze as I moved faster than a pouncing cheetah, and I could feel _everything_. The blood coursing through me, the jar of every footstep landing on the ground, the sway and jump of my small...
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