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The Derpasurus Rex
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Talking over some food
by Dargon
Chapter 36 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John made his way down the staircase, only to see his mother at the dinner table, setting up the table for them to eat. It was pork chops on rice with sauce and some vegetables tonight. While probably not entirely made from scratch, John appreciated it nonetheless, after all,...
7 years ago 1,335 Words 109 Likes 23,380 Views -
Everything is Fine!
by Dargon
Chapter 35 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Once John had gotten over the shock of what had just happened, he went to collect the loot he had earned. First of all, there was a slightly scorched sheet; a circuit board that appeared to be quite outdated by today's standards, due to the size of everything, but contained quite...
7 years ago 1,203 Words 103 Likes 3,310 Views -
Reaching into the unknown
by Dargon
Chapter 34 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John immediately grabbed a mana potion from his inventory. He uncorked it awkwardly after a moment and gulped it down greedily. True to the description, it tasted faintly of blueberries. The feeling of mana being integrated into your body was an odd one; it was as if every nerve...
7 years ago 1,900 Words 97 Likes 4,232 Views -
Awakening
by Dargon
Chapter 33 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John found himself levitating in the midst of an endless void. He had absolutely no idea how he had gotten there or what this was, only that it felt… vaguely familiar to him. *Wasn’t I… getting that trait upgrade? What’s going on?* Suddenly, a burst of motion caught his eye at...
7 years ago 1,497 Words 111 Likes 3,454 Views -
Discovering what lies within
by Dargon
Chapter 32 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
With a jerk, John materialized within the City of Golems once more. The rough rows of storefronts lit by the setting sun and flickering orbs of light went on for longer than he would’ve ever thought of as practical before ending abruptly by intersecting with another wall of comme...
7 years ago 1,675 Words 108 Likes 3,839 Views -
Problem solving and a little preparation
by Dargon
Chapter 31 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John immediately collapsed onto the floor of his room with a thud as nausea overcame his senses. Any attempt at moving felt terrible and spurred even greater pain. After approximately fifteen minutes, he finally felt good enough to even stand up. Upon staggering to his feet, h...
7 years ago 1,619 Words 109 Likes 3,789 Views -
Becoming Less Shit
by Dargon
Chapter 30 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John blinked a few more times at how much the sword had gone for. *8k? Jeez… I guess I should get used to that.* As he checked his character sheet, he found that it had already been conveniently added to it. During the rest of the quite brief bus ride, John decided to have a p...
7 years ago 1,555 Words 102 Likes 3,543 Views -
Hitting the Books
by Dargon
Chapter 29 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John jumped out of his chair to have a better look at the desk. While it was covered in graphs, charts, and other data, he simply couldn’t make heads or tails of it. “Let me guess, yet another weird thing that shouldn’t happen?” Faith just nodded, “Yeah… This thing is listi...
7 years ago 1,436 Words 102 Likes 3,616 Views -
In which a table scans something for an eternity
by Dargon
Chapter 28 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Faith and John appeared once more inside the office. The light initially blinded John entirely, reminding him of the Eyes of the Owl, which he immediately took off. Once his eyes had adjusted, he saw that it had surprisingly reverted to being a boring old office in their absence....
7 years ago 1,662 Words 109 Likes 3,712 Views -
Taking it like a champ
by Dargon
Chapter 27 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Finally taking a glance at a notification that had appeared caused John to freeze immediately in his tracks.  “Fuck that noise. There’s a boss incoming,” John explained...
7 years ago 1,416 Words 116 Likes 4,013 Views -
Running away, followed by not running away
by Dargon
Chapter 26 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
...before immediately flying backwards. John glanced at Faith, who had reflexively flung her hand upwards to redirect gravity, then at his **Observe** menu.  *These t...
7 years ago 1,353 Words 105 Likes 3,866 Views -
A Peek Behind the Curtain
by Dargon
Chapter 25 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John continued to float in the endless abyss for an indefinite amount of time. At first, he decided to inspect the void for any indicators of what it was. However, he found nothing but emptiness and a sudden unpleasant chill that seemed to permeate his very being. He could’ve swo...
7 years ago 1,295 Words 109 Likes 4,232 Views -
Woo! Free Stuff!
by Dargon
Chapter 24 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John took a moment to think about the potential benefits and downsides of the proposition before saying, “Yes, I would like to; you seem like the best option currently available to me, considering what you offer in exchange for relative freedom and opportunities to make money.”...
7 years ago 1,362 Words 114 Likes 3,923 Views -
Introductions and Paperwork
by Dargon
Chapter 23 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
*Hello! Dargon here, I now have a Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DargonWrites So please consider donating if you'd like to view chapters ahead of their release. But remember it is by no means required.* The car ride felt almost like an eternity to John, who preoccupied...
7 years ago 1,751 Words 128 Likes 4,437 Views -
Exercising his right to think
by Dargon
Chapter 22 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Just as John had finished getting himself presentable, he was immediately to get ready for P.E. by getting dressed in the Locker Room. Putting on his clothes manually felt a bit odd to John, but he did so nevertheless. After dressing in standard Academy gym clothes with...
7 years ago 1,567 Words 119 Likes 4,458 Views -
Totally Tactical Evasion
by Dargon
Chapter 21 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
As the golem drifted away into nothingness, John finally looked at the popups that he had accumulated in his peripheral vision. **Mana Javelin has reached level 3! Machine Mind has reached level 2!** **+294 XP +$531** **Achievement Unlocked: Best Served Cold. Defeat a...
7 years ago 1,231 Words 119 Likes 4,318 Views -
Some minor improvement
by Dargon
Chapter 20 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John closed his mouth before looking temptingly at the broken robots that littered the barrier for a moment. *Fuck, I wish I could get all of that, but I’m on a probably very close time limit by now. Plus, there are so many questions I still need to ask Faith.* Then he willed him...
7 years ago 2,029 Words 126 Likes 4,511 Views -
A Proposition
by Dargon
Chapter 19 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Looking at the object in his hand he had taken from the Robot, John could see that it was a box out of some kind of metal, with wires sticking out of it in places. Storing it in his inventory for now, John watched as the Robot, no longer under the effects of Faith’s gravity am...
7 years ago 1,477 Words 126 Likes 5,822 Views -
Starting the day off with a bang.
by Dargon
Chapter 18 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John heard behind from him, “If you won’t accept our offer, we might have a problem here.” And a slight pause before, “We just might have to you to take it, one way or another.” John stood up fully, with the Mana Battery in hand, making sure Faith saw it, and lifted h...
7 years ago 1,340 Words 140 Likes 4,928 Views -
A Totally Normal School Day
by Dargon
Chapter 17 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
As John entered the bus, he walked down the aisle to get to his seat but was interrupted by Frank tripping him by sticking his foot in front of John’s foot when he walked next to him. John then fell quite hard on the hard floor of the bus, losing a few points of health as he did...
7 years ago 1,800 Words 135 Likes 5,315 Views
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