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- Birthday
- January 8
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- USA
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Cook, always something new in my kitchen!
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Romantecy, Horror, Philosophy
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Hog
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Pussy
- I write erotica because
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it's a great creative outlet for horniness
- In conclusion, I am
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totally me, boo
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Later that night
by Clientele
Chapter 16 in Dating IS the job.
It’s late — close to midnight — and the apartment hums quietly with the sound of Tom rinsing dishes in the kitchen. You’re curled up on the couch, hair damp from a shower, wrapped in one of his oversized hoodies. Your phone buzzes once, then again. Rob: Still thinking about tha...
9 months ago 723 Words 1 Likes 224 Views -
Your first meal in the new city
by Clientele
Chapter 2 in Dating IS the job.
Dinner ends up on the floor, the two of you cross-legged among half-opened boxes, eating lo mein straight from the cartons. The overhead light is too bright, so Tom switches on a lamp instead, the kind of soft yellow that makes everything seem gentler. You tell him about the emai...
9 months ago 513 Words 0 Likes 836 Views -
Morning after
by Clientele
Chapter 15 in Dating IS the job.
The morning light feels harsher than usual. You shuffle into the kitchen, hair still messy, the ghost of last night’s excitement clinging to you. Tom’s already there, leaning against the counter with his coffee. He doesn’t look at you right away — just takes a slow sip and finall...
9 months ago 1,486 Words 1 Likes 194 Views -
Art girl
by Clientele
Chapter 14 in Dating IS the job.
It was Friday night, and the city hummed with anticipation. You stood in front of your closet, half-dressed, half-determined, as if the very air around you held expectations for this evening. Rob had texted earlier: "Got us tickets to the coolest art show in town. Think you'll...
9 months ago 3,495 Words 1 Likes 258 Views -
The Second date with Rob
by Clientele
Chapter 13 in Dating IS the job.
You toss your bag onto the couch and kick off your shoes. Tom’s sprawled across the other end, laptop open, half-watching some old sci-fi rerun while pretending to work. He looks up when you walk in. “You look like someone just got promoted,” he says, smirking. You drop onto th...
9 months ago 951 Words 0 Likes 189 Views -
Chris the MAGA guy
by Clientele
Chapter 8 in Dating IS the job.
Monday morning hums with newsroom chaos — the clatter of keyboards, the smell of burnt coffee, and the steady shuffle of reporters chasing deadlines. You’re back in your cubicle, still half-dreaming of bourbon and laughter when Mike leans over the partition, coffee in hand and an...
9 months ago 681 Words 0 Likes 219 Views -
First Article Heartland Hearts
by Clientele
Chapter 13 in Dating IS the job.
Draft — “Four First Dates” by Claire Robinson, Staff Writer Kansas City is not a place for half-measures — not in barbecue, not in weather, and definitely not in dating. Over the last few weeks, I’ve met four men who, together, might represent the entire emotional map of this c...
9 months ago 833 Words 0 Likes 194 Views -
The First Article Heartland Hearts
by Clientele
Chapter 11 in Dating IS the job.
Draft — “Four First Dates” by Claire Robinson, Staff Writer Kansas City is not a place for half-measures — not in barbecue, not in weather, and definitely not in dating. Over the last few weeks, I’ve met four men who, together, might represent the entire emotional map of this c...
9 months ago 833 Words 1 Likes 129 Views -
The First Article Heartland Hearts
by Clientele
Chapter 12 in Dating IS the job.
Draft — “Four First Dates” by Claire Robinson, Staff Writer Kansas City is not a place for half-measures — not in barbecue, not in weather, and definitely not in dating. Over the last few weeks, I’ve met four men who, together, might represent the entire emotional map of this c...
9 months ago 833 Words 1 Likes 191 Views -
The First Article Heartland Hearts
by Clientele
Chapter 12 in Dating IS the job.
Draft — “Four First Dates” by Claire Robinson, Staff Writer Kansas City is not a place for half-measures — not in barbecue, not in weather, and definitely not in dating. Over the last few weeks, I’ve met four men who, together, might represent the entire emotional map of this c...
9 months ago 833 Words 0 Likes 183 Views -
Going home
by Clientele
Chapter 12 in Dating IS the job.
The apartment is dark when you come in. The city hums faintly through the cracked window, the quiet kind that presses on your ears after a night full of voices and music and laughter that went a little too far. You set your purse on the counter and just stand there, keys still i...
9 months ago 1,340 Words 0 Likes 228 Views -
The Suite
by Clientele
Chapter 11 in Dating IS the job.
The elevator hums softly as it ascends, its mirrored walls reflecting the two of you in warm, golden light. Chris stands beside you, jacket buttoned, posture loose but confident — a man perfectly at home in motion. He catches your glance in the reflection and smiles like he’s bee...
9 months ago 3,212 Words 1 Likes 317 Views -
The restaurant
by Clientele
Chapter 10 in Dating IS the job.
Chris is already waiting when you walk in. He’s standing just inside the restaurant — tall, broad-shouldered, dark hair trimmed close. Even from a distance, you can tell he’s the kind of man who knows exactly how he looks and exactly how to use it. When he spots you, his grin is...
9 months ago 1,011 Words 1 Likes 229 Views -
Date Night with Chris
by Clientele
Chapter 9 in Dating IS the job.
You’re standing in front of the mirror, staring at three dresses draped across the bed and feeling completely incapable of choosing. “Why is this harder than interviewing a senator?” you mutter. From the doorway, Tom watches you with his arms crossed, a half-smile tugging at hi...
9 months ago 369 Words 1 Likes 239 Views -
coming home to Tom
by Clientele
Chapter 10 in Dating IS the job.
When you finally get home, the apartment is dark except for the warm glow of the lamp by the couch. Tom’s waiting, legs tucked under him, laptop balanced on his knees. He looks up as you close the door. “Well,” he says, smirking, “did Professor Pynchon give you a pop quiz?” You...
9 months ago 879 Words 0 Likes 185 Views -
dinner
by Clientele
Chapter 9 in Dating IS the job.
The restaurant is the kind of place that feels like it exists outside of time — low lighting, linen napkins folded like origami, and soft French jazz winding through the air. Eli seems completely at home, greeting the maître d’ by name, pulling out your chair with a practiced eas...
9 months ago 1,937 Words 2 Likes 197 Views -
Eli - the old guy
by Clientele
Chapter 8 in Dating IS the job.
The phone buzzes against your nightstand just as sunlight starts pooling across the sheets. You grope for it, still half-asleep, and squint at the notification: Eli – Love Match. Tom stirs beside you. “Who’s blowing up your phone at—” he glances at the clock “—eight in the morni...
9 months ago 947 Words 1 Likes 186 Views -
Greeting Tom
by Clientele
Chapter 11 in Dating IS the job.
You’re halfway through walking Jordan to the door,hoping to get him out before Tom has to meet him, when the key turns in the lock. “Hey, babe—” Tom’s voice comes first, light and familiar — and then he steps inside, holding a grocery bag and grinning. Until he sees Jordan. Eve...
9 months ago 881 Words 2 Likes 307 Views -
going home
by Clientele
Chapter 10 in Dating IS the job.
When you reach for the check, Jordan waves you off. “Don’t worry about it,” he says. “Least I can do after dragging you out in the middle of the day.” You laugh. “It wasn’t a drag. But I was going to grab a cab—” “Let me drive you,” he interrupts. “I’ll take the long way, show...
9 months ago 1,581 Words 1 Likes 323 Views -
meeting Jordan
by Clientele
Chapter 9 in Dating IS the job.
La Tapatia is crowded and alive, the air thick with the scent of grilled peppers and lime. You pause by the entrance, scanning the tables. Then you spot him. Jordan rises easily from a booth near the window, lifting a hand in greeting. Even from a distance, he seems larger than...
9 months ago 776 Words 0 Likes 318 Views
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