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The Hawthorne Mansion: Sadistic Shrubberies
Chapter 90 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Mist clung to John’s face, warm and damp, as he ran into the greenhouse alongside Erica. If the source of the golden light was, in fact, Moira, then she was probably engaged with whatever trap or monster lay in wait for them. Beside him, he could see Erica’s axe materialize in he...
5 years ago 2,249 Words 92 Likes 6,692 Views -
The Hawthorne Mansion: The Weight of Silence
Chapter 89 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“So, what did we learn?” John sighed as he dismissed his weapons and looked away from his mentor. “Don’t go into a room without you right behind me,” he said. “Good enough.” Wisps of smoke bled away from Erica’s fingertips as her axe dissolved and she ran her free hand thro...
5 years ago 2,030 Words 71 Likes 2,453 Views -
The Hawthorne Mansion: Macabre Mementos
Chapter 88 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John fell through the walls of the manor, tripping over his own feet and fumbling face-first onto an expensive rug and the wooden floor beneath it. He managed to push himself up just in time to hear Erica snort with amusement at his predicament as she made the crossing without er...
5 years ago 3,248 Words 91 Likes 4,538 Views -
The Hawthorne Mansion: Breaking and Entering
Chapter 87 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Darkness flooded over the ground, the sky whirling overhead as the sun set in an instant. It was replaced by a looming full moon, gracing them with plenty of silver light to reveal their transfigured surroundings. Most changes were subtle: the smashed gate had been restored and w...
6 years ago 2,163 Words 131 Likes 14,314 Views -
The Hawthorne Mansion: Dusklight
Chapter 86 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
There was a car waiting for the two of them out front, a sporty SUV with dark tinted windows and a bland, grey paint job. Beyond that, it was difficult, if not impossible, to describe the car. It was average, lacked any defining features and even the license plate was just a jumb...
6 years ago 1,924 Words 121 Likes 4,637 Views -
The Lady's protection (or at least an inch of kevlar).
Chapter 85 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
It wasn’t a surprise for John to find out that the Brighton family had their own personal armory underneath the manor, but the contents weren’t what he’d imagined. When Erica offered to replace his ruined armor before they headed out, he’d been anticipating rows of swords, pikes,...
6 years ago 2,406 Words 115 Likes 4,867 Views -
Agency.
Chapter 84 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Tryn fidgeted in her seat, withering under the paladin’s searing gaze. For the first time since he’d met her, the goblin seemed to have nothing to say. She’d even withdrawn her hand from his thigh to clasp her fingers nervously. It took a few moments before she managed a soft, “O...
6 years ago 2,775 Words 120 Likes 4,421 Views -
Frying pan, meet fire.
Chapter 83 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Tryn’s response was so unexpected that everyone at the table just stared at her, causing a real blush to rise to her cheeks. She looked at John with puppy-dog eyes and started to mutter, “It feels better…” Panic surged through his nerves. “Mom, can you not talk about my sex li...
6 years ago 2,608 Words 115 Likes 4,777 Views -
Operation Redhead
Chapter 82 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Having Erica walk in on him with no clothes on and a thoroughly well-fucked goblin moaning happily in his sheets was uncomfortable, but it was nothing compared to the panic that overtook him as he heard his mother’s voice echo through the house. He looked around frantically, taki...
7 years ago 2,987 Words 129 Likes 10,292 Views -
How to train your goblin.
Chapter 81 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Erica gave him a smile but said nothing. Adorabelle was less subtle. “Go get her, fuckboy! Unf, unf, unf!” the pixie cheered after him, pelvically thrusting. John heard his partner groan and chastise the drunken fae, starting another petty argument, but his attention was on...
7 years ago 4,261 Words 134 Likes 7,781 Views -
In which the Gamer lives up to his title.
Chapter 80 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
While Tryn slaved away at making the kitchen spotless and Adorabelle slept off the fact she probably had more booze in her body than blood, John and Erica searched for somewhere to chat where they wouldn’t disturb either. They settled in the living room, where the berserker spott...
7 years ago 2,221 Words 137 Likes 5,506 Views -
Two is trouble, four is...
Chapter 79 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John quickly found himself regretting his earlier statement about knowing how to mix drinks once he discovered that, although his mother had plenty of gathering dust in their cabinets and owned a full set of cocktail glasses… they somehow didn’t have a shaker to mix them...
7 years ago 2,867 Words 136 Likes 5,443 Views -
Tiny comforts.
Chapter 78 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Gears ground against one another, and with the use of pattern recognition, extrapolation of possible outcomes and good, old-fashioned trial and error, John solved his way through a series of puzzles. Machines whirred and sorted trace elements into completed compounds that burned...
7 years ago 2,684 Words 139 Likes 5,372 Views -
The Search for Vanessa Hawthorne: Recalibrating
Chapter 77 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
From the look on her face, John expected Tricia to give some kind of outburst or reject the idea, but instead the healer pulled up a new window showing four perfectly parallel lines. At the bottom of the panel were three runes that glowed a bright green. She stared at it for a mo...
7 years ago 3,191 Words 140 Likes 7,158 Views -
[Interlude] The Search for Vanessa Hawthorne: Breaking Point
Chapter 76 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Getting Tryn out of the Inferno was a relatively simple affair. ‘Lust’ had an escort service plan for customers that wanted to take their prostitutes out on a date first or who preferred having sex in the comfort of their own homes and dungeons. She’d used the platinum card to af...
7 years ago 3,661 Words 127 Likes 5,383 Views -
[Interlewd] The Search for Vanessa Hawthorne: Culture Clash
Chapter 75 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
There were a few ‘guy’ things that Erica understood perfectly, and the impatience of waiting on a woman to get ready was one of them. She almost wished she’d never mentioned to Tryn that the goblin was borderline naked, because that might’ve gotten them out of the apartment faste...
7 years ago 1,919 Words 131 Likes 6,050 Views -
The Search for Vanessa Hawthorne: Triciage
Chapter 74 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
**Achievement Unlocked! ~ “Just a Flesh Wound” Survive lethal blood loss. +1 Endurance.** For the first time in hours, John opened his eyes to see the real world and drew in a fresh, wonderful breath of real air. He stared up at the person leaning over him, past Tricia Gorba...
7 years ago 2,961 Words 135 Likes 5,301 Views -
The Search for Vanessa Hawthorne: Decompressing
Chapter 73 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
The last thing that John expected to see when he woke up was the furry, concerned face of his tavern’s single employee. Bearnard snuffled at his slumped form and delicately nudged one of his shoulders with an inquisitive claw. John winced preemptively, but instead of suffering t...
7 years ago 3,580 Words 136 Likes 6,611 Views -
[Interlude] The Search for Vanessa Hawthorne: Revealing Conversation
Chapter 72 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Outside of the bathroom, the two guards she’d incapacitated had been replaced by a single new one. The young man gave her a quick and ill-fitting salute, “Agent Hartford at your service, ma’am. Dante told me to give you this as an apology for the inconvenience you’ve encountered...
7 years ago 3,378 Words 124 Likes 5,606 Views -
[Interlude] The Search for Vanessa Hawthorne: Seeing Red
Chapter 71 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
‘Pride’. That’s where he’d been last. A pair of elves, drunk on several expensive wines from ‘Gluttony’ were in her way, so Erica grabbed the closest and threw him to the ground. His girlfriend turned to say something furious, but the moment she saw the berserker's eyes, she m...
7 years ago 2,592 Words 127 Likes 6,029 Views
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