BlasphemousDuck

Virgin

BlasphemousDuck was last seen:: 1 week ago

Gender:: Male

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Visit your mom while your not home for quality time... She asked me over so ask her about it before bitching at me.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Your mom's tweets and the text she sends me.

My favorite word for "penis" is: Something that makes me sound bigger then I am

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Meat cavern

I write erotica because: -

In conclusion, I am: Your stepdad that your mom can't get the courage to tell you about.