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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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engage in intellectual masturbation... Or the regular kind.
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- I write erotica because
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I'm a special snowflake with unique ideas that I feel the need to share with the world.
- In conclusion, I am
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probably just a pervert.
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A raspy squawk [Woman to female were-raven]
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 2 in Night of the Were-Thing
[](https://static1.e621.net/data/bc/a6/bca68a369b27bcd1213d71e0de262261.png) You stand up, your torn clothes scattered under you, your body feeling much lighter than before. You now stand on the digits...
9 years ago 225 Words 2 Likes 1,697 Views -
A sinister hiss [Man to male were-lizard]
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 2 in Night of the Were-Thing
 You stand up, your torn clothes scattered under you. From the full moon's shadow, you can tell you've grown several feet taller despite being hunched over. You now stand on the digits of your hind limb...
9 years ago 217 Words 6 Likes 1,712 Views -
A loud howl [Man to male werewolf]
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 2 in Night of the Were-Thing
 You stand up, your torn clothes scattered under you. From the full moon's shadow, you can tell you've grown several feet taller despite being hunched over. You now stand on the digits of your hind limb...
9 years ago 210 Words 4 Likes 2,245 Views -
Introduction
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 1 in Night of the Were-Thing
It was supposed to be a normal camping trip with your new significant other, but it's not like you could help your curiosity when you saw the plume of smoke emerge from between the treetops. Promising your lover to return before midnight, you took off from your site. Could someon...
9 years ago 804 Words 4 Likes 4,973 Views -
Introduction
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 1 in Phantom Window
(AN: Story has henceforth moved to Hentai Foundry, and is no longer confined to the CHYOA format! <http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/ArdesCadaver/22050/Phantom-Window> ) - - - - - - This is not my day. Ever since I got here, I've had a feeling it would all go to shit....
9 years ago 2,695 Words 34 Likes 34,675 Views -
Take him up your ass with Dahlia's help
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 12 in Phantom Window
(AN: Some gay/bi stuff happens in this chapter.) - - - - - - It should be no concern of mine since I barely know her, but just now I can't help but wonder how Dahlia is doing. Siang is still sitting in front of me with his head slightly tilted, probably wondering what I'm plann...
9 years ago 1,958 Words 8 Likes 1,633 Views -
Go to the temple and listen to a very big reveal
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 11 in Phantom Window
(AN: Some gay stuff happens in this chapter.) - - - - - - I stand in front of an inconspicuous wooden double door. The temple lies within. The belly of the beast, so to say. It's supposedly a very important place to the locals, so I'm concerned about accidentally offending them...
9 years ago 1,577 Words 8 Likes 1,795 Views -
[Cheatsheet of key terms, for authors - Spoilers!]
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 2 in Phantom Window
If you're going to add chapters to this story, try not to stray too far away from the original semantics of these terms. They are the plot's main framework. You can of course add rules at your leisure, as long as they don't contradict anything here. - - - - - - ### - Disciple...
9 years ago 332 Words 4 Likes 2,342 Views -
Go for the surfer dude and then cum inside the girl
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 5 in Phantom Window
(AN: Some gay stuff happens in this chapter. All future instances will also come with disclaimers like this one.) - - - - - - Normally I'd be a bit more hesitant about this, but the Release changes _everything_. There's absolutely no social ramifications for dude-on-dude action...
9 years ago 1,725 Words 11 Likes 5,076 Views -
Accept her help
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 10 in Phantom Window
She just stands there, looking courteous as all hell, waiting for my answer. I just notice that her skin is oddly shiny, like it's covered in a thin layer of oil. Her pussy is hairless as per the common style and its lips look fuckably plump. Her tits aren't that big, but the fac...
9 years ago 1,317 Words 8 Likes 1,993 Views -
Off to Tribeca
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 9 in Phantom Window
The life of a wanderer is calling upon me and I'm more than happy to answer. I've always wanted to travel, but I never knew I'd be doing it under these circumstances. I thought my education would have doomed me to a monotonous life as a jaded post-doc engineer for at least the ne...
9 years ago 1,200 Words 7 Likes 2,235 Views -
Some things about her and the Released
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 6 in Phantom Window
Now's as good a time as any to have a little chat. Me and Dahlia, we've barely talked at all since we met. I don't know if she's got trouble expressing herself or if she simply sees no need to, but there's some things I'd love to find out. I start the conversation: "Dahlia." She...
9 years ago 1,319 Words 15 Likes 3,527 Views -
What else but anal?
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 8 in Phantom Window
Reality fades back in, but this time waking up feels very different than usual. Normally I'm groggy and hardly looking forward to the day to come, but now there's this immensely pleasurable sensation that I can't pinpoint the source of. It seems to be enveloping my whole body......
9 years ago 2,039 Words 10 Likes 2,982 Views -
Just go to the car and drive home
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 7 in Phantom Window
(AN: Heavy female on male watersports between the second and third separators.) - - - - - - No need to dally. There's every reason in the world right now to get back to the car. For one it's getting pretty cold, for another it's quite a long walk from here on over to Tribeca, f...
9 years ago 1,933 Words 8 Likes 3,146 Views -
Just eat the sub... And get a surprise visit
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 2 in Phantom Window
As I chew on the sandwich, a gentle voice resounds behind me, seeming to effortlessly penetrate through the traffic: "_Enjoying it so far, {main\_first\_name}?_" I turn around and look at who's talking to me. A bizarre sight to say the least: It seems to be a bald Asian woman dre...
9 years ago 1,217 Words 20 Likes 9,510 Views -
First off, you should ease her to your presence a little
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 4 in Phantom Window
I lift my rear off the stairs and hover there to non-verbally hint that I'm considering leaving, adding: "Am I making you uncomfortable? I can go if you..." -but she interrupts me: "**NO**! No, it's... It's fine. It's totally fine." Getting the message, I slowly lower myself bac...
10 years ago 1,930 Words 14 Likes 6,484 Views -
Times Square
by ArdesCadaver
Chapter 3 in Phantom Window
It should be obvious. I mean, where else would I go? Times Square is one of the busiest places on Earth. If that's not a fine location to test out just how 'Released' I am, then nothing is. It's only a fifteen-minute walk, after all. But first, damn it's cold out here. I need to...
10 years ago 1,430 Words 24 Likes 7,708 Views
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