my roommate

You wake up and roll over to look at your clock 11:00. Damn, you really slept in didn't you. Emily would definetly be up by now, she always teased you about your inability to wake up on time.

You roll out off bed and for some reason you're thinking about you and emily, and the hillarious stuff you've gotten up to since knowing eachother. you first met in high school, to your great joy and great sorrow of your teachers you two quicly became friends, both having a knack for mischief among your other friends you were famous for always playing some stupid prank or other without getting caught. Well, most of the time you didn't get caught, sometimes you did, but most of the time one off you took all of the blame.

That's what you think about while putting your pants on. you also think back to some slightly worse times. Later in high school a number of guys decided that they didn't much like you and Emily. You could deal with the bullying towards you, it was just your run of the mill lame threats and other stupid shit. But the bullying towards Emily was more vicious, they spread a rumor that she was caught in the girl's toilet licking another girl's pussy. This made her final year at high school hell, and she, and by consequence you, lost a lot of friends. You also remember quite well how you got in a fight and nearly got expelled.

Now that you're finaly dressed you walk down to the kitchen whe you see emily "hey sleepyhead" she says teasingly.

You groan "hey, get off my ass, I have my reasons"

"And those would be?"

"Those would be none of your busines"

"ohh come on" she begs. You shake your head

"pwease?" she begs/asks

"fine" you sigh