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You were hit by, smacked by, a smooth criminal -truck,

That’s right

you were in your yellow car driving down a black highway under the full moon, when suddenly, a armored bank truck hit you. flipped you, broke you, and no doubt killed you.

as sirens passed by you.

with your body lying on the asphalt road, like ground meat, and your conscious fading into the dark abyss. Your soul let loose from its mortal coils sailed into the heavenly light. now destined to reach the other side of whatever colored the pearly gates.

Would it be a bright golden, or would it be a bloody red, well you were dead and you would soon find out.

… with a fright and a shout you were awaken, you jumped from your bed, rushing to an ornate mirror