fixing god's fuckups

Hello there, mortal! sorry to drag you out of your life for this, but it was necessary.

you see, the goddess who was managing your universe after it's creation has recently been charged with neglect, and an investigative committee found a whole host of violations that we're still sorting out. but more relevant to you is this. you... I'm sorry to say this, but you were not meant to born. at least, not yet, and not here.

as you can see on this chart, since it's creation your universe has a very strict schedule of births, deaths and events, and you and any other people were thrown into life haphazardly. apparently this has been going on for millennia, and what was supposed to be a well-structured universe has just been a mess. so many awful things has been happening in your world due to the resulting disorder!

so I'm sorry but we're going to have to relocate you. don't worry though! we realize this transition is hard and is a trial you should never have gone through, so we've arranged for more than adequate compensation for your troubles!

firstly, I'm afraid I'm going to reincarnate you in another world. there is a whole host of worlds with looser requirement than your own(which your deity could have chosen instead of one that needed to be kept to a timetable), so there won't be any issues involving in reestablishing you there, apart from the expected issues acclimating to a new home.

but don't worry! we're here to make it easier for you.