a night on patrol

A night on patrol

It was a typical sat night. Josh was sitting in his patrol car, bored. No much activity on highway 41 . he had been there for 2 hrs without seeing a soul pass by. He yawned as he thought of why he was here, he had been late for his shift again, so he got the worst area to patrol that day. His sergeant had warned him that he needed to shape up or he'd be looking for another job.

But now he had another problem, he really needed to take a leak. Well, a few minutes away wouldn't hurt. So he got out of his car and walked over behind the car and undid his zipper, keeping his eyes on the road as he relieved himself. No one will care as long as I keep my eyes on the road. he thought

suddenly a convertible appeared over the hill. The guy had to be doing at least 80.

he zipped himself up quickly and got into his car. He aimed his radar gun and to his surprise, he was only doing 66 mph. Only one mile over . “damn, “ he said. Not worth it and went back to watching again. He was drinking his coffee when he bent over to change the radio and spilled the coffee all over the radar gun. It fizzled and died.

He tried again. Nothing.

He shook it and something rattled “. well now I'm in for it, “ he thought.

Looking around, found a screwdriver in the glove box and took off the cover there was a lot of impressive circuitry inside, and while touching the screwdriver to one of the circuits, there was a flash of bright light.

He decided to put the cover back on and take his punishment from his sergeant, whether it be having it deducted from his pay or just being fired.

After he put the cover back on he pulled the trigger absentmindedly. He was surprised to find it working again.

Just at that moment another car a shiny red convertible appeared. He decided to test the gun. He pulled the trigger and the speeding car disappeared. He looked out of the window and saw nothing

he got out of the car with his flashlight in hand. and walked toward the highway.

Just before he got to the edge of the road, he thought he heard something. A distant whine, like a car trying to start repeatedly. His light illuminated the whole scene. he couldn't believe his eyes. The car he shot was only about nine inches long. the driver was trying to restart the engine. the little man looked up at the huge grinning face looking down at him. the car had been shrunk along with its driver and he was trying to get it restarted. The cop could see the panic in his eyes. Josh, now standing next to the car, gave it a gentle shove with his foot, causing the car two lurch forward and make a small dent in the trunk.

Then josh picked up the car and looked at its fearful occupant and said,” you know speeding is illegal, son”.

The little man nodded.

the little man pushed a button on the dashboard of the car, and the top started to close.

Josh just laughed as he held the top back, gears grinding, and smoke puffed out of the rear of the car as the motor overloaded from the pressure of josh's fingers holding it open.

“you know, resisting an officer is a crime too. I'm going to have to take you into custody”

the little man tried to escape but josh held him in the car as he opened the glove box.

he put the car in his glove box and wondered what he would do next, but he knew that he would have a good day tomorrow. He started up his car and drove home