Your Sister's Boyfriend

The house is quiet. Your parents are off visiting old friends, and Sabrina, your older sister is either just starting her shift at the restaurant she works at, or she's watching her boyfriend Derek's football game. Either way, you have the place to yourself for a few hours. You're a healthy 18 year old boy, so naturally you're taking advantage of the situation to do the obvious.

You're browsing the front page of Reddit, apathetically scrolling through an endless succession of posts.

...Were you expecting something else?

Cute cat gif. Upvote. War in the Middle East. A level 3 meme on /r/me_irl. You chuckle and upvote. An "Am I the Asshole?" post that's been perfectly tailored to make literally everyone mad. Loss. You groan and upvote. Before/after pictures of a recovering alcoholic. Obligatory upvote. War in Europe. Donald Trump. War in Sudan. Elon Musk. War in Myanmar. Sam Bankman-Fried. Uyghur concentration camps in China. Oh, thank God, another cat gif. Oops, it falls off the couch. Upvote the goofy little fluffball. Why do you even follow current events subreddits? Let's get the hell off the front page.

Frankly, you're not quite sure how it happens. You start out in /r/aww, and then just click links, absent-mindedly moving from subreddit to subreddit.

You have no idea how much time has passed—5 minutes? 5 hours?—when your attention is suddenly caught by a cute girl in a pink virgin killer dress:

Damn. You have a thing for girls wearing thigh highs, and this one, whoever she is, pulls them off well. It's probably just another spambot, but you click through to the poster's profile, anyway, and are pleased to discover it's OC, and that she actually has a bit of a following. She even has her own subreddit. You check it out, clicking a few more pictures, read a comment thread and—

▌ Ok_Victor_1987 • 1 day ago
▌ Why is he so god damn hot. Jesus Christ

"Wait, what?"

▌ HumbleOlive1836 • 1 day ago
▌ Good god, that's one beautiful man

"That's a guy!?"

▌ geckokid • 1 day ago
▌ Gah dayum I love feminine men

"No way!"

You keep browsing, alternating between amazement and apprehension, between admiration and aversion. You're working your way through the yearly top posts of—ah, it's /r/femboy, apparently; that figures—when you find another picture that gives you pause.

It's some other gir—no, another guy, you correct yourself: it's femboy, after all. He's wearing a white tanktop with something on it. You squint. It says 'Hooters'. It's even got the owl logo on it. He looks... hot.

I bet I could pull that off, says a small voice in the back of your head.

You frown. What the hell? Where did that come from? Sure, you have long hair, but that's practically a requirement when you're into heavy metal. But otherwise, you're a guy. You look like a guy, you act like a guy, you like guy things. You're a guy, dammit!

...But you can't deny that your interest has been sparked. Could you pull something like that off? You were never particularly masculine, but this would be a whole new level. Your sister does have an impressive wardrobe, and you're about the same height and build...

Why not? That same voice again.

Because Sabrina would kill you if she ever found out you were in her room without permission, that's why! And if she found out you were trying on her precious clothes... You shudder. You don't even want to think about it.

Who's gonna tell?

Well obviously, you're not going to, but... what if you get caught? You check the clock. At least another 2 hours before anyone will be home.