Witchcraft and Wizardry

You wake up. Your head feels groggy and sore. What were you doing last night? Perhaps one too many drinks of Drake Ale. The various bits you can remember throughout the night were, you dancing on a table, a homosexual encounter between yourself and a catperson.

You cringe at that thought.

You inspect your body, patting down each and every part, eventually you move to your genitals...