Visit to a Porn Shop

I acted like I was lost but I knew exactly where I was headed. The previous night, my wife Nicole, had asked me to buy her nipple clamps while in the the throes of passion. So as I pretended to be lost and drove erratically through the streets of Providence, I actually was headed right to the porn shop that I knew to be at the state line.

"Hey, Nicole, look at that adult bookstore. I'll bet they have nipple clamps for you." Now you have to understand that Nicole is a wonderful wife and lover and she is more than willing to satisfy some of my fantasies in the bedroom. In fact, when we were younger she was actually quite wild with me - attending a live sex show in NYC for instance. But time and two kids had tames both of us so I had no idea what her response might be. I did think that the wine we had just consumed with dinner might help her vote.

"Pull in, Tom." I was heartened by her response. "I will wait in the car while you go buy them." I was disheartened by her addition.

"No way, Nicky. You have to come in there with me and pick out the ones you want.

I could see my wife tense and I awaited her response.