Chapters tagged parody

The Gotham Museum blows up by sucker510

Chapter 2

The Gotham Museum has been destroyed. At the stroke of midnight, a violent explosion tore the whole building apart, leaving nothing but rubble. No one can figure out why, but everyone's sure that that was a bomb and not a gas leak. Victoria considers which Angels to put on the...

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Marisa Miller, Lindsay Ellingson and Erin Heatherton by sucker510

Chapter 3

The three sexy blondes happily chatted as they entered the conference room. They took their seats around the table, each one in front of a pink folder with her name. "Hello, Angels," the speaker in the middle of the table said in slightly robotic tones and the girls cheerily r...

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Marisa visits ACME Security by sucker510

Chapter 4

Marisa drove to ACME Security and was soon meeting with the boss, a white-haired older gentleman named George. In her sweetest voice, she tried to persuade George to show her footage from the museum. But George was a principled type and wouldn't do it. She was wondering how el...

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Slap him by sucker510

Chapter 5

Marisa gets up and slaps him full across the face. He looks clearly ashamed, apologizing profusely as he hit some keys on his laptop then turned it around to face her. "Here it is," he wheezed. Marisa sped through the videos, stopping when she saw someone familiar dancing t...

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Erin investigates Mike Melaugh by sucker510

Chapter 4

Erin didn't like this neighborhood. The warehouse district was dark, even when the sun was shining. The men around here were creepy and the buildings all looked abandoned. Fortunately, she viewed all this from the safety of her car. She drove straight through the neighborhood,...

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Check out the car by sucker510

Chapter 5

Erin checked out the hearse. There was nobody in it. She saw a large, flat package in the back. She got her knife and cut the package open. It was that Picasso that was supposedly lost in the explosion. She understood what happened now, the thief using the explosion to hi...

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Take the stairs by sucker510

Chapter 6

She took her gun out from her ankle holster. It was small but it packed a whallop. She ascended the stairs as quietly as she could, senses on alert. The tall, slender beauty's heart was pounding in her chest. She was so close to collaring this jerk on her very first case. And...

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Run after him by sucker510

Chapter 7

She followed him through the door and found herself in a large room filled with balloons. She could hear him running but she couldn't see him. She heard a door open and close at the far side of the room. "Damn it!" she cursed as she ran toward the sound. Something wrapped itse...

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Kick the midget off by sucker510

Chapter 8

Erin panicked. Forgetting her training, she just tried to kick the midget off, but he gleefully held fast to her legs. She flailed at his face with her hands, managing to land one good punch. He cried out in pain and his hold began to loosen. She was about to hit again when an...

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Punch the midget's face by JohnNoble

Chapter 8

Rolling on the floor, Erin quickly winded a punch and manage to nail the midget holding onto her legs square in the face, dazing him. She then twisted her legs, freeing her right and finishing him with a kick to the temple. She stood back up, and since she didn't have time to se...

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