Chapters tagged xander

by Beast79

Chapter 5

"_This is the best dream ever_!" Xander declared as things were getting interesting as Ms. Calendar unbuttoned his jeans and pulled his zipper down. As she reached her hand into his open fly Xander could barely believe what he was seeing. "I have to be having a sex dream." As he...

by Beast79

Chapter 6

The whole dream thing was screwing with him still. He had two weird ones back to back. The BIG power dream, which was weird but Sunnydale weird. So not that weird. And then there was the sex dream weird, which was weird in how detailed it was. And not in the good way. He woke up...

by Beast79

Chapter 6

"Harris!" Principal Snyder yelled as he spotted Xander. "Oh, hell." Xander griped and ducked into a doorway trying to avoid the annoying man. "_Just fuck all the way off Snyder. Start walking in the other direction and don't ever stop._ " After waiting a minute and hearing noth...

by Beast79

Chapter 7

"So what are you going to be doing while here?" Giles asked as he led Xander to the library. "_Hiding out from my legion of female fans, of course _." Xander answered. "Must you? The love spell was quite foolish, Xander. Do you really miss the female population of Sunnydale try...

by Beast79

Chapter 8

"You know if you focused less on your, erm, twig and berries and more on your studies perhaps things would be better for you scholastically." Giles observed. Xander acted affronted. "TWIG? Twig and berries? Giles, so crass, for shame! I'll have you know I grew past Twig many a y...