The royal rush for a wonderful wife
The story of how you simply need to find a wife
Chapter 1
by 
The Smutsketeer
"Wake up, prince Elwyn" you heard a voice say.
"Go away" you groaned, turning on your shoulder so that you could hide under your bear skin blanket.
"My lord, you have to get out of bed. The people want to say goodbye to their prince" the voice said.
"Go away" you repeated, turning on your other shoulder, hoping this way you would be unable to hear the voice.
"The king was quite insistent" the voice said.
"Yes, I know" you said, "but none of that means I need to get up at first light."
"No, but I figured you'd want to start getting ready" the voice replied.
"Go away" you said once more. You heard a loud sigh, actually audible through the thick oak door that the voice had trouble penetrating.
"Alright, my lord. I'll send in my secret weapon" the voice said.
You sat up straight. What could that be? You heard the ominous turn of the heavy iron handle and then the door opened. You sighed, resigned to your fate of having to wake up. By then you knew that the voice was the seneschal's. But was he alone? You had no idea. It was then that the door opened and you saw...