The bimbofication fart virus

John, Matt and Paul had all joined the company around the same time. All three of them had been really excited to be joining a prestigious global biotech company. Each of them had worked really hard through college and university and accumulated degrees and certifications of the highest order, and the prospect of putting their impressive brainpower to good use, creating products and producing ideas that could change the world for the better, was really inspiring for them.

They had duly signed the non-disclosure agreements with the company - they fully understood how important it was for organisations like this to protect their innovations from competitors. Having done so they found out that as well as being one of the biggest pharmaceutical and healthcare research companies in the world, their paymasters also conducted extensive research into military applications, including biological and chemical warfare. But that didn't phase John, Matt and Paul; they were just excited to be at the leading edge of research and development and that their considerable talents would be put to good use.

That initial excitement was now several years behind them, though. All three of them had now been in the company for at least five years and were still on their entry-level contracts. As part of their induction process they had been tasked with working primarily as lab technicians - preparing equipment, substances and specimens for higher grade colleagues to work on. The company demanded long hours of all its employees and had a presenteeism culture - people were generally judged by how many hours they were there for, looking like they were working, and not by how productive or efficient they were.

As it happened, John, Matt and Paul were very efficient indeed. They streamlined processes and wrote time-saving software to the point that they got most of the week they were tasked to do in a week done within a day or two. Having initially pestered their supervisors for more to do - preferably more interesting things rather than the menial tasks they had been given - they eventually realised that they had been largely forgotten or ignored.

And so it came to pass that, with so much time on their hands and to spend it in and around the most advanced scientific resources in the world, they began to devise their own research and development projects. Their excitement to work for the company had turned to disgruntlement and boredom. Frustrated with how modern society treated intelligent men like them as outcasts, they set about tinkering with ideas about how to make their lives better and more fulfilling. If they had been given more respect at the outset, that fulfilment might have come from being part of a project team that delivered some amazing innovation for the human race. But no longer. Now, John, Matt and Paul sought fulfilment in gratification - and to some extent - , for themselves. Human society had left them bitter and disappointed. With no prospects of working on something worthwhile, and any career aspirations shattered, John, Matt and Paul began collaborating on something to make their lives fun again.

Because they had access to all the research and experiments that their more senior colleagues were working on, and full access to all the equipment and supplies they wanted, they were able to explore all sorts of ideas and build upon the collective knowledge of the entire organisation. It was Matt that discovered some existing research around how DNA controlled body shape and how that could be manipulated. Paul came across some really interesting research about blood cells could be programmed to extract lipids from fat cells in one part of the body and deposit them elsewhere. John's interests were a little more serious - he looked into the causes and epidemiology of major disease outbreaks like SARS, COVID-19, AIDS and Ebola. Matt came up with a penis expansion . Paul studied non-surgical gender reassignment. John looked into pheromones, aphrodisiacs, mood control and chemicals that could affect intelligence and memory. They played with all sorts of other ideas, some more successful than others, all as discrete, stand-alone experiments.

And eventually, they came up with the big idea. They had discovered how to cause breast and butt expansion, how to make lips fuller, how to affect sex drives and intelligence, and even how to turn a male human being into a fully functioning female without the need for surgery. Matt and Paul noted that if they combined all these efforts they could create a medicine that acted as a bimbofication . They could turn any human being, male or female, into a big-breasted, bubble-butted, cock-hungry female nymphomaniac. They put the idea to John.

"Well, that might work for one or two people, but how would you get them to take it? And how would you get away with it? It would be pretty obvious something had happened to them and it'd be fairly easy to trace it back to us."

"Well, ok," said Matt, "what if, instead of a medicine or chemical, we create a virus that causes the body to produce the chemicals we want? That way we could release it somewhere without it being traced to us."

"Firstly, that's a really tall order. Do you think we could do it?" questioned a sceptical John. "And if we do get such a virus to spread, how do we protect ourselves from it? I don't wanna become a bimbo. If you turn all the world into cock-hungry females, with no cocks for them to hunger after, it's not going to be much fun - and you'd kill off the human race completely with no males."

"I still think we can do this," said Paul.

"Well, it's not like we have anything else to do," John observed. The trio worked on creating their virus - it was indeed very difficult work - and they also developed a vaccine/antidote with which to protect themselves, and any other men they wanted to come along for the ride. Of course they couldn't resist enhancing the antidote a bit, so as well as protecting them from the bimbofication virus it would give them bigger cocks and increase their virility and speed of recovery from sex.

They eventually succeeded in creating a virus that could cause the effects they wanted, but were still uncertain about how to get it working.

"We want this thing to spread around, we don't want the bother of having to surreptitiously make people ingest it or breathe it in or whatever," commented Paul.

"Well, the most effective viruses are airborne and affect the respiratory system. They get reproduced there and spread by coughing or sneezing," said John.

"Yeah, but we don't want our sexy girls all coughing and sneezing," said Matt. "It's not exactly sexy, is it? But what else could we do?"

"Well, if you want it airborne, that's the only way of getting stuff out of the human body and into the air," said Paul.

"Actually, not quite," John interjected. "It's a long shot, but if we can find a way to get the virus from the lungs to the lower digestive tract, they can fart it out. But then is farting sexy?"

"Better than coughing and sneezing," observed Matt. "Ok, let's work on that. But how do we get the initial batch airborne in the first place? We don't want to release it from the lab, that would be too easy to trace."

"Well, if we can get the bimbos to fart it out, we can use the same technique on the antidote, and get us to fart the virus out too."

So, this is what the guys developed. And once they developed it, they refined it, trying to make their creation more effective and faster acting. Until, eventually, their work came to an end. There was no more they could do to improve it.

"So... now what? Are we actually going to use this thing?" asked Matt.