The Vainglorious Villainy of Vanessa English

Vanessa English is the classic rich bitch.

A billionaire who is never satisfied. More is always the answer, especially if it’s money, power, or fame. Sometimes she’s still in high school (but 18!). Sometimes in college. Sometimes the CEO of a major corporation. One thing stays the same: she’s always the villain. Like any good villain she has her weaknesses. For Vanessa that weakness is her appearance.

A knockout in public, Vanessa is a head turner always dressed to the nines, behind the scenes she’s anything but. Girdles, waist cinchers, silicon falsies, padded bras, makeup, and anything else she can think of will be used to fool the world that she’s a natural beauty.

Vanessa can have a great mind for business, but frequently she’s more concerned with petty squabbles, getting even, and maintaining a perfect image. Spreading false rumors is her specialty. Covering up her misdeeds with money is her favorite pastime. Rich fatty foods, especially cream filled pastries are another weakness.

Vanessa is usually dating the same guy, Danny, an outwardly handsome bully. But really a diaper wearing wimp who wets himself when frightened. Somehow these two rich frauds have found each other and do their best to wreck havoc on anything in their way.