The Super

It hadn't been a good month for you. After flunking out of the third straight college in a row your parents had finally decided to kick you out of their house and stop supporting you. At first this hadn't been a major problem since you could always move in with you girlfriend. Unfortunately last week after a major fight, she'd kicked you out and after spending several days bouncing back and forth between friend's couches you decided that maybe you should find a job and a place of your own.

Luckily you knew of a place you could stay. A friend back in school had told you that his family owned several apartment complexes, and one of them was looking for a live in maintenance man. While you're not exactly handy with tools or fixing things you applied and to your surprise you got the job.

You arrived early at the Milf Apartments, and quickly found your apartment, a small dingy room stuck in the back of the basement beside the boiler room. Looking around you see a small note taped to the refrigerator. Reading the note you see that it's from your friend,

"Hey, John, welcome to the M.I.L.F. Apartments, you're going to love working here. I hope you can get along with all the tenants, but knowing you you won't have any problems. Jack."

You wonder what he means by calling the building M.I.L.F apartments but knowing him he was probably stoned when he wrote it. Might as well get to work, maybe you should go around and introduce yourself to the tenants.